Until facebook

Misc SMS Jokes

I Hadn't Realized
Until Facebook
That
Most Of My Friends Are
Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

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  1. Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook

    2. Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P

  2. A guy wrote on his facebook status

    3. A man posts 'need a wife' on Facebook and 140 men jump in to help — not quite in the spirit he intended. A guy wrote on his facebook status "wife chahiye " 2 girls likd it & 140 men commented" meri le jaa" Guy wrote back "kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...

  3. Picture on driving license and facebook

    4. Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

  4. Life is much like facebook

    5. Life is much like facebook People will like ur problems n comment But no one gonna solve them Because Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status

  5. A girl's status at facebook

    6. A Facebook status about refusing an iPhone deal — posted from an iPhone. A girl's status at fb: Weird day A guy came up to me & told me he'd give me an iphone if i sleep with him. How ridiculous . . . Updated via iphone

  6. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

    7. Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

  7. Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook

    8. Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook 1.Upload a new profile pic 2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc.. 3.Be happy... 4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY 5.Be happy again!!! 6.Goto step 1. :p

  8. Want to make money through facebook?

    9. Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

  9. When a girl on facebook

    10. When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

  10. Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu

    11. Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin. when he smiled I realized. I'd passed it on to him! I thought about that smile, then I realized it's worth. a single smile just like […]

  11. We have mutual friends

    12. I Wonder If 1 Day Somebody Will Ever Come N Knock 0n My Door N Tell Me "Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends In FACEBOOK " Can I Come In ... =P =D

  12. Me without you

    13. ME Without YOU!! It's Like Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Video movie without Music And Google With No Results

  13. True friends are rare to find

    14. True friends are rare to find True friends are always very kind. True friends are ornaments so beautiful. True friends always make us cheerful. True friends are the work of perfection. True friends give us right direction. True friends always shine like moon. True friends are the greatest boon

  14. Why do we need friends?

    15. Why do we need friends? We need friends for many reasons, al throughout the four seasons. We need friends to comfortus when we are sad, and to have fun with us when we are glad. We need friends to give us good advice. we need someone we can count on to treat us nice. We […]

  15. Modern definition of will power

    16. Question: What Is Will-Power? Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20 msg & 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook, And Still You Click . . . . . LOGOUT

  16. New Year Expectations for This Morning

    17. May Your Expectations In This New Year Morning Be Realized With Each And Everyday Of The Year. This Is To Wish You A Good Health That Will Maintain The Energy To Flip Your Wing While Soaring Into Greater Heights Towards Your Destiny.

  17. Cheat via skype

    18. Facebook Skype: Now Married People Can Cheat Via Skype While Watering Their Crops 0n FarmVille .. =D

  18. U don;t know sumthing?

    19. U don;t know sumthing? Google it ! U don't know sumone? Facebook it ! You don't find sumthing? . . . . . MUMMY !! :D Sum things, nevr change.. :)

  19. I still love you and I probably will

    20. I only have two words for you: I’m done. After everything I’ve done for you, every chance that I gave you, and yet you still break my heart. But it’s over now. Finally I’ve realized that I don’t deserve this and honestly, you don’t deserve me. Yeah I still love you and I probably will […]

  20. Agar dada ashiq na hota

    21. Shah Jahan's grandson stares at the Taj Mahal and calculates how much richer the family would be if grandad hadn't been so romantic. Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

  21. Every situation doesn't need a reaction.

    22. For when you've stopped explaining yourself and just let people be. About getting older and wiser without making a speech about it. I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction. Sometimes you just gotta leave people to do the lame shit they do.

  22. Quantity / Quality of the friend

    23. Ten fake friends aren't worth one real one. The kind of reminder you forward to the one person you actually trust. Life Is Not About The Quantity Of Friends You Have. It Is The Quality Of The Friends You Have!

  23. PLEASE Do Not Enter,I Am Upset

    24. Friends who walk straight in when you've told everyone to stay out. Those are the ones worth keeping. A person tag on the door "PLEASE Do Not Enter,I Am Upset." Friends came inside smiling & said: "SORRY V R ILLITERATE.":-) Dedicated 2 all caring friends...

    25. Everybody have his/her own circle of friends, some of them are true friends and some of them becomes the best friends for life. As the friendship grows we keep exchanging gifts, sending Friendship Quotes SMS, Friendship Messages, Friendship / Friend quotes, Friendship / Friends Poem and always keep searching for a heart touching Best Friend […]

  25. Enlarged version of *BOYS**

    26. Dear GIRLS...! When a guy adds u on facebook it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband... That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!... And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status.. he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ... When […]

  26. True friends are like Diamonds...

    27. True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

  27. Are we friends, or are we not ?

    28. Are we friends or Are we not?.. You told me once, but i forgot.. so tell me 'now' and tell me 'true'.. so i can say, i am here for you.. of all the friends, i have ever met "u' are the one i will never forget.. and if i die before u do.. i […]

  28. True friends are like Diamonds

    29. True friends are like Diamonds, They are real and rare. False friends are like leaves, They are scattered everywhere. Take care, MY DIAMOND.

  29. Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

    30. Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

  30. All my friends be healthy and happy forever!

    31. I told GOD let all my friends be healthy and happy forever! GOD said:But for 4 days only! I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day! GOD said:No. 3 days! I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw! GOD said:No. 2 days! I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)! GOD said:No.Just […]

  31. Distances never separate any relation

    32. Distances never separate any relation, time never builds any relation. If feelings r true from heart, then friends r always friends forever!

  32. If feelings are true

    33. Distance never separates any relation & Time never build any relation. If Feelings are True From Heart, Then 'Friends are always "Friends" forever.

  33. Friends are like bum cheeks

    34. A friendship comparison that's both funny and surprisingly accurate. Good friends always come back together no matter what. Friends are like bum cheeks. Crap might separate them, But they always come back together.