Until facebook

I Hadn't Realized
Until Facebook
That
Most Of My Friends Are
Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks

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  1. Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook

    2. Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P

  2. Picture on driving license and facebook

    3. Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

  3. Life is much like facebook

    4. Life is much like facebook People will like ur problems n comment But no one gonna solve them Because Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status

  4. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

    5. Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

  5. Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook

    6. Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook 1.Upload a new profile pic 2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc.. 3.Be happy... 4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY 5.Be happy again!!! 6.Goto step 1. :p

  6. Want to make money through facebook?

    7. Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

  7. A girl's status at facebook

    8. A girl's status at fb: Weird day A guy came up to me & told me he'd give me an iphone if i sleep with him. How ridiculous . . . Updated via iphone

  8. When a girl on facebook

    9. When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

  9. We have mutual friends

    10. I Wonder If 1 Day Somebody Will Ever Come N Knock 0n My Door N Tell Me "Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends In FACEBOOK " Can I Come In ... =P =D

  10. Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu

    11. Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner, and someone saw my grin. when he smiled I realized. I'd passed it on to him! I thought about that smile, then I realized it's worth. a single smile just like […]

  11. Me without you

    12. ME Without YOU!! It's Like Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Video movie without Music And Google With No Results

  12. True friends are rare to find

    13. True friends are rare to find True friends are always very kind. True friends are ornaments so beautiful. True friends always make us cheerful. True friends are the work of perfection. True friends give us right direction. True friends always shine like moon. True friends are the greatest boon

  13. Why do we need friends?

    14. Why do we need friends? We need friends for many reasons, al throughout the four seasons. We need friends to comfortus when we are sad, and to have fun with us when we are glad. We need friends to give us good advice. we need someone we can count on to treat us nice. We […]

  14. Every situation doesn't need a reaction.

    15. I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn't need a reaction. Sometimes you just gotta leave people to do the lame shit they do.

  15. Modern definition of will power

    16. Question: What Is Will-Power? Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20 msg & 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook, And Still You Click . . . . . LOGOUT

  16. New Year ... New Love for You Sweety

    17. New Year Means A New Play For Soccer, Time To Reap High Profits For Business Opportunities, New Farming Season For Farmers, New Events For Organizations, But To Me It Means A New Love For You, Happy New Year To You.

  17. Cheat via skype

    18. Facebook Skype: Now Married People Can Cheat Via Skype While Watering Their Crops 0n FarmVille .. =D

  18. U don;t know sumthing?

    19. U don;t know sumthing? Google it ! U don't know sumone? Facebook it ! You don't find sumthing? . . . . . MUMMY !! :D Sum things, nevr change.. :)

  19. New Year Expectations for This Morning

    20. May Your Expectations In This New Year Morning Be Realized With Each And Everyday Of The Year. This Is To Wish You A Good Health That Will Maintain The Energy To Flip Your Wing While Soaring Into Greater Heights Towards Your Destiny.

  20. I still love you and I probably will

    21. I only have two words for you: I’m done. After everything I’ve done for you, every chance that I gave you, and yet you still break my heart. But it’s over now. Finally I’ve realized that I don’t deserve this and honestly, you don’t deserve me. Yeah I still love you and I probably will […]

    22. Everybody have his/her own circle of friends, some of them are true friends and some of them becomes the best friends for life. As the friendship grows we keep exchanging gifts, sending Friendship Quotes SMS, Friendship Messages, Friendship / Friend quotes, Friendship / Friends Poem and always keep searching for a heart touching Best Friend […]

  22. True friends are like Diamonds...

    23. True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

  23. Are we friends, or are we not ?

    24. Are we friends or Are we not?.. You told me once, but i forgot.. so tell me 'now' and tell me 'true'.. so i can say, i am here for you.. of all the friends, i have ever met "u' are the one i will never forget.. and if i die before u do.. i […]

  24. Enlarged version of *BOYS**

    25. Dear GIRLS...! When a guy adds u on facebook it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband... That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!... And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status.. he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ... When […]

  25. True friends are like Diamonds

    26. True friends are like Diamonds, They are real and rare. False friends are like leaves, They are scattered everywhere. Take care, MY DIAMOND.

  26. Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

    27. Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

  27. PLEASE Do Not Enter,I Am Upset

    28. A person tag on the door "PLEASE Do Not Enter,I Am Upset." Friends came inside smiling & said: "SORRY V R ILLITERATE.":-) Dedicated 2 all caring friends...

  28. All my friends be healthy and happy forever!

    29. I told GOD let all my friends be healthy and happy forever! GOD said:But for 4 days only! I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day! GOD said:No. 3 days! I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw! GOD said:No. 2 days! I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)! GOD said:No.Just […]

  29. Quantity / Quality of the friend

    30. Life Is Not About The Quantity Of Friends You Have. It Is The Quality Of The Friends You Have!

  30. Distances never separate any relation

    31. Distances never separate any relation, time never builds any relation. If feelings r true from heart, then friends r always friends forever!

  31. A true friend is someone

    32. A true friend is someone, you can disagree with and still remain friends ... For if not, they weren't true friends in the first place ...

  32. If feelings are true

    33. Distance never separates any relation & Time never build any relation. If Feelings are True From Heart, Then 'Friends are always "Friends" forever.

  33. I miss my friends

    34. I miss my Friends, When I see some other Gang sitting around, caring, slapping each other. Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughters, Though stranger to me, they represnt a part of my life i lost somewhere, I miss my friends. I like you all, I love u all, Stay happy where ever you are.