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Cheat via skype
Facebook Skype:
Now Married People Can
Cheat Via Skype
While Watering Their Crops
0n FarmVille .. =D
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Once A Boy Asked His Girlfriend "What Would You Do If I Cheat On You ??" Then The Girl Replied, "Trusting You Is My Decision And Proving Me Right Is your Choice"!
Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
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Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.
Life is much like facebook People will like ur problems n comment But no one gonna solve them Because Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status
Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P
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A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, The Husband Said: "When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor n Obey" His Bride Replied: "I Know But I Didn't Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People At d Wedding"
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3 rules in Relationships: Don't lie, Don't cheat and don't make promises you can't keep.
I Hadn't Realized Until Facebook That Most Of My Friends Are Farmers, Gangsters 0r Cooks
Question: What Is Will-Power? Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20 msg & 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook, And Still You Click . . . . . LOGOUT
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
Attachment is not when two people chat day & night Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as "Increment letter" and the attached file is […]
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When a married man says- "I'll think about it", What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P Lolz
I Wonder If 1 Day Somebody Will Ever Come N Knock 0n My Door N Tell Me "Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends In FACEBOOK " Can I Come In ... =P =D
Trust a person to the extent that he feels guilty to cheat you Love a person to the extent that he fears to loose you!
Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook 1.Upload a new profile pic 2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc.. 3.Be happy... 4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY 5.Be happy again!!! 6.Goto step 1. :p
ME Without YOU!! It's Like Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Video movie without Music And Google With No Results
A perfect girl Doesn't bother, Doesn't shout, Doesn't flirt with others, Doesn't lies, Doesn't cheat, . . . And . . Doesn't exists :p Clappinggg!!
Life is just a fun, It passes like none. life we pass is just a game, It finishes like a flame. Life may be passed or made Life may be happy or sad. Life is knife for sad people, It is a pretty world for mad people
Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . "Yet to be seen"
Dear GIRLS...! When a guy adds u on facebook it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband... That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!... And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status.. he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ... When […]
When a married man says: "I'll think about it" , What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.â€
TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married mumtaz's sister. Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???
The Most Memorable People In Life Will Be The People.. Who Loved You When You Weren't Very Lovable
Sometimes, The People Who Are Thousands Of Miles Away From You, Can Makes You Feel Better And Smile Than People Right Beside You. It's All About Love!