What is attachment and what it's not? [Funny Attachment Joke]

Misc SMS Jokes

A list of what attachment is not — with an unexpected and relatable twist ending.

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night
Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other
Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment

But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as
"Increment letter" and the attached file is missing..
That’s when you realize the true meaning of Attachment !!

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