Funny Ways to Propose via Message: Propose Day SMS

Propose Day SMS

Propose Day is 8 February. If saying it face to face feels too much, these funny, romantic and shy proposal texts do the job, and there are marriage proposal lines for when it's serious.

Funny ways to propose via message

  1. I have spent many sleepless nights
    in your love, and I don’t want
    my son to do the same 4 your daughter.
    So let's make them brother and sister…
    Happy Propose Day
  2. I'm proposing today because my mother keeps asking about you and I've run out of excuses. Say yes?
  3. Will you be mine? Reply YES to accept, or YES to accept. There is no third option.
  4. I promise to share my fries, my Wi-Fi password and my Netflix account. Will you be mine?
  5. Option A: be mine. Option B: be mine forever. Choose wisely. Happy Propose Day!
  6. My heart stopped buffering the moment you texted back. Will you be mine?
  7. My diet starts tomorrow and my exams start next week, but my love for you started long ago. Will you be my Valentine?
  8. Breaking news: local idiot finally finds the courage to propose. Will you be mine?

Romantic proposal messages

  1. I don't have a ring or a speech, just one honest question. Will you be mine?
  2. I want to be the first message you read in the morning and the last one at night. Will you let me?
  3. I've loved you quietly for a long time. Today I'm saying it out loud. Will you be mine?
  4. With you, even a cup of tea at a roadside dhaba feels like a date. Will you be my Valentine?
  5. I knew it the day we first talked. Will you be mine?
  6. Hold my hand, and I'll take good care of your heart. Happy Propose Day.

Shy proposal messages for a crush

  1. I've typed and deleted this ten times. Here goes: I like you. A lot.
  2. I'm better at texting than talking, so: will you go out with me?
  3. If you say no, let's pretend this was a forward. If you say yes, it was all me. Happy Propose Day.
  4. I smile every time your name shows up on my phone. I think that means something.
  5. I don't know how to say this nicely, so I'll just say it: I really, really like you.
  6. You don't have to answer now. Just know you're the reason I picked up my phone today.

Marriage proposal messages

  1. I want to grow old with you and still argue over who ate the last biscuit. Will you marry me?
  2. I've talked to God, I've talked to my parents, now I'm talking to you. Will you marry me?
  3. I don't want a Valentine for one day. I want a partner for life. Will you marry me?
  4. Let's turn every Propose Day into an anniversary. Will you be my wife?
  5. My family already loves you. Will you make it official and marry me?
  6. I already know how you like your chai. Let me make it for the rest of our lives. Will you marry me?

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