Woh raishmi balon wali

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1. Allah aap ko brown balon wali..

Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye Ameen

2. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

3. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

4. Main maa Bannay wali hoon

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

5. Samnay wali budhi nu smile daini hai

Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa, Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe, Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni hai

6. Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main

Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main, Yaad meri ayai jub judai main, Mehsos kerna tumharay hi paas hon main, Jub chahey daikh laina apni hi perchai main.

7. Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho

Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho . . . Na koi tumharay paas ho . . . . Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho, . . . Na koi tumhari nazar main ho, . . . Tu samajh laina k tum .. . . . . . . BATHROOM main ho :p

8. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

9. Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay

In ankhon main aansu ayai na hotay, Agar tum pichay mur ker muskuraye na hotay, Tumharay jaanay k baad yeh ghum hota hay, Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay....

10. Izhar e muhabbat

Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat say agar nafrat hai, Tu nay hontoo ko larznay say too roka hota, bay niazi say, magar kanptey awaz k sath, Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota, younhi be wajha bhataknay ki zarorat kiya thi, Dam-e-rukhsat mai, agar yaad na aaya hota, Hosla tujh ko na tha mujh say juda […]

11. Kaash hum SMS hotay

Kaash hum SMS hotay aik click main tumhare paas hotay Bhale tum Hamein delete kar dete par kuch pal ke liye hum tumharay ehsaas to hotay

12. Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay

Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi, Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay, Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai, Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..

13. Jahan dekho, tum hi tum

Dil me tum Dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum jahan dekho Tum hi tum Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.

14. Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi

Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi, Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi, Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi, Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi.........

15. one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

16. Anmol na thay..!

ankhon me jo tehreerain theen! honto pay vo bol na thay... Hum thay us k pyar k aashiq! Bas hathon mein kashkol na thay... Hum ne us ko toot k chaha! ye us ka haq tha lakin... Wo b hum ko toot k chahey! Hum itnay "ANMOL'' na thay....

17. Kaisay kahon k apna bana lo mujhey

Kaisay kahon k apna bana lo mujhey, Bahoun main apni sama lo mujhey, Bin tumharay ek pal bhi kat-ta nahin, Tum aa ker mujh se chura lo mujhey, Zindagi to wo hai sang tumharay jo guzray, Duniya k ghamoun se ab chura lo mujhey, Mere sab se gehri Khuwahish ho puri, Tum agar pas apnay […]

18. Jis ki qurbat main karar bohut hay

Jis ki qurbat main karar bohut hay us ka milna dushwar bohut hay jo meray hathon ki lakiron main nahin us shakhs say mujhey pyar bohut hay

19. Amitabh & Shashi kapoor

Amitabh - mere paas rocket hai, shurli hai, chakri hai, murga bumb hai, anaar hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi kapoor - mere paas maachis hai!:p

20. Is Faaslon Ki

In Faaslon ki Fikar main kyon karon Bhala? Bohat Door reh k bhi mere paas hai koi, Is soch main Dooba hai bohat dair se mera Dil. Kia Uske Dil main bhi Aisa Ehsaas hai koi?

21. Meray liye sittara kon sa hai

Aik larki Njoomi se, Meray liye sittara kon sa hai? Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain? Larki boli.11. Njoomi, tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga

22. Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon

Main apna aj apna kal thumara nam karta hoon, main apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon, Samait sako gay na jisay tum ta qayamat, Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon.

23. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......

Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Najaney Kiyoon Mera Kajal Jab Bhi Dalo Ankhon Main Ab Aksar Phail Jata Hai Tum To Jantey Ho In Dino Bohat Hi Thand Hoti Hai Tab Hi Hai Surkh Meri Naak Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Kaha To Hai Yunhi Buss Bheega Hai Aanchal Ka Kona Choro Tum Fiker Mat […]

24. Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya

Yeh kaun muskura kar idhar say guzar gaya, Bay noor rastoon main ujala bikhar gaya, Socha bohut kisi say pyar na ho magar, Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya..

25. Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon

Udaas na hona kion k main sath hon, Samnay na sahi per aas paas hoon, Aankhon ko band karo dil se yaad karo, Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon,

26. Faqat ek baat kehna chahta hun

Faqat ek baat kehna chahta hun Teri ankhon main rehna chahta hun Bohat jaag chuka hun tere hijr main Tere anchal main sona chahta hun Zamane bhar ki khushian aur ter gham Ye gham kuch aur sehna chahta hun

27. Wastay nahi chaltay

Sochnay samajhnay say, sath sath chalnay say, doriyan simat ti hain, faslay nahi chaltay, khawab khawab ankhon main, ratjagay nahi chaltay, darguzar k halqay main, maslay nahi chaltay, dosti k raston ki, parwarish zarori hai, dosti k rastay main, khafgiyan nahi chalti, do dilon ki qurbat main, Teesra nahi hota, wastay nahi chaltay.

28. Jis ka hisaab na ho sakay utnay dard paaye

Tumharay pyaar main ham nay bohot zakham khaye, Jis ka hisaab na ho sakay utnay dard paaye, Phir bhi tere pyar ki qasam kha k kehta hon, Hamaray lab pay tumhare liye sirf pyaar aaye

29. Samandar k kinaray baitha kero

Samandar k kinaray baitha kero, Koi na koi lehar tou ayegi, qismat na badli to kia howa, kam say kam...... Shakal hi dhul jaye gi (Good Morning)

30. Aap ko pyaar k andaaz hi kam aatay hain

Muskuratay hoi ankhon main sanam aatay hain, Aap kia janain kahan say mere gham aatay hain, Aap ko hum say pyar main shikayat kia ho gi, Aap ko pyaar k andaaz hi kam aatay hain...

31. Hadson ki waja say bachay

Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain; Or peeche wali seat par HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain.. So, plz. Avoid CAR..

32. Mujhe tum yaad aate ho

Zamanay k sawalon ko main huns k taal du faraz, Lakin nami ankhon ki kehti hai "mujhe tum yaad aate ho"

33. Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai

Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai woh mera teri aankhon k samander main uttar jaana aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana teri awaaz k sehar se na nikal paana tujh ko dekhna aur be-khudi se dekhte jaana bohat chaha […]