Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

Hindi Flirt SMS

A joke about managing admirers across every setting — college, office, neighborhood, family — but the one at home always has the last word.

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

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