How are the studies in this college?

A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?

Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!

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    2. Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college

  2. There are two type of studies:

    3. There are two type of studies: 1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied. 2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied

  3. Analogy for all college lecturers

    4. AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS: They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class & expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

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    5. The difference between inside & outside d 'College' gate is..? We played life inside & Life plays with us Outside.! Enjoy Every Moment While You are still inside :)

  5. Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate

    6. Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate, Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate. Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main, Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate.

  6. Funny fact of studies

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    15. It is less demanding for a father to have youngsters, Than for youngsters to have a true father. I'm happy to have u father, Cheerful FATHERS DAY...'

  15. Plan ur Future in Advance

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    19. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

  19. A Father means so many things..

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  20. Sitting on the top of mountain

    21. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

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