If u have 1 father, call me

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.

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  1. I'm happy to have u father

    2. It is less demanding for a father to have youngsters, Than for youngsters to have a true father. I'm happy to have u father, Cheerful FATHERS DAY...'

  2. Relationship of father to son

    3. If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. Happy father's day.

  3. AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

    4. AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

  4. Father 2 his son

    5. Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time, dont call me Papa After some days....... father: how is your result? Son: Sorry Zaheer sb

  5. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

    6. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...

  6. Children to have real father.

    7. It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. I'm glad to have u dad. HAPPY FATHERS DAY

  7. Biology of father to son relationship

    8. If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. Happy father’s day.

  8. I Salute Ur Father

    9. Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father:p Happy Father's day

  9. This was a missed call

    10. One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

  10. My Sweet Father..I Love U!

    11. When I was a Kid My Father Always Care of Me When I Start Walk on my Feet My Father Celebrate that Day When I Start My School On First Day My Father Go With Me in My Class My Sweet Father..I Love U!

  11. How old is your father?

    12. Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born

  12. Man : How old is your father?

    13. Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born

  13. Call a girl pretty or ugly

    14. "Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"

  14. Can I make a call to my wife?

    15. A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

  15. A Father means so many things..

    16. A Father means so many things.. An understanding heart, A source of strength and support right from the very start. Happy Father's Day

  16. A man received an unknown call..

    17. A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

  17. A Father means so many things..

    18. A Father means so many things.. An understanding heart, A source of strength and support right from the very start. Happy Father's Day

  18. Happy New Year Wish For Father

    19. You Are Definitely The Best Father On Earth; You Have Always Been My Guide Of All Times. May This New Year Bring With It More Days Of Happiness And Prosperity. Happy New Year Father.

  19. if your father earned $100,000

    20. Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!

  20. One father

    21. One father is more than a hundred School masters.

  21. Always call ur loved ones

    22. Always give a call to ur loved ones! No matter how busy u are... This will develop a sense of responsibility and care between u!

  22. 5 seconds after ending a call

    23. If People Could Hear The Next Five Seconds After I Hit End On A Call, I Would Have No Friends...

  23. Father is an abbreviation of

    24. F is for the Faith that I have on you A is for the Affection that you treat me with T is for the Tender touch of yours H is for the Happiness that you give me E is for the Endless sacrifice that you make for me R is for the Rapture that I […]

  24. Happy father's day

    25. Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Father's Day!

  25. Plz call me, its urgent

    26. Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

  26. Short Father's Day Message

    27. A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

  27. This horrible thing is what you call modern art

    28. Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

  28. Missed call to ek bahana hai

    29. Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

  29. Sardar made a call to the airport

    30. Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

  30. Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD

    31. Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD, no network or battery problem, always good signal & all messages sent. Make prayer a habit and remember me in your prayer.

  31. Gratitude on Father's Day

    32. My dear FATHER! I owe U the debt of life , Its infinity, colors, sounds & feelings i experience. Please accept my gratitude on this very special day, Although every moment of my life is a gift from you.

  32. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre

    33. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.

  33. I call you my soulmate

    34. My Dear, I've No Words Or Letters To Flow But When Holding The Pen Just Your Face Comes Through... In The Battle Of Life, I Didn't Have Even A Knife And Since I Had No Option Except To Go, I Walked And Walked Until I Met You To Tell About You There's No Words, I […]