Call a girl pretty or ugly

"Call A Girl Pretty
& She Will Remember It For
5 Minutes..!

Call A Girl Ugly
& She Will Remember It
Forever..!"

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  1. Pretty or Ugly ?

    2. Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly? . . Bf : You Are Both . . Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ? . . . Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

  2. Beautiful or ugly

    3. "Things are as they are. It is you who label them as beautiful or ugly. " :-)

  3. A man received an unknown call..

    4. A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

  4. A girl & boy were sitting alone

    5. A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

  5. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

    6. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...

  6. Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD

    7. Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD, no network or battery problem, always good signal & all messages sent. Make prayer a habit and remember me in your prayer.

  7. If u have 1 father, call me

    8. If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.

  8. Can I make a call to my wife?

    9. A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

  9. A Guy and girl in a library

    10. A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

  10. This was a missed call

    11. One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

  11. Always call ur loved ones

    12. Always give a call to ur loved ones! No matter how busy u are... This will develop a sense of responsibility and care between u!

  12. 5 seconds after ending a call

    13. If People Could Hear The Next Five Seconds After I Hit End On A Call, I Would Have No Friends...

  13. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

    14. If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

  14. Plz call me, its urgent

    15. Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

  15. Boy said I.L.Y to girl

    16. Boy: "ILY" ... Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ... . . . Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"

  16. This horrible thing is what you call modern art

    17. Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

  17. Missed call to ek bahana hai

    18. Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

  18. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

    19. Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

  19. Sardar made a call to the airport

    20. Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

  20. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

    21. When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

  21. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre

    22. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.

  22. An old rich man marries a young girl.

    23. An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

  23. I call you my soulmate

    24. My Dear, I've No Words Or Letters To Flow But When Holding The Pen Just Your Face Comes Through... In The Battle Of Life, I Didn't Have Even A Knife And Since I Had No Option Except To Go, I Walked And Walked Until I Met You To Tell About You There's No Words, I […]

  24. Feel d difference of boy / girl

    25. If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;)

  25. AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

    26. AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

  26. A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

    27. Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

  27. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

    28. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

  28. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

    29. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

  29. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

    30. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

  30. A girl & boy story

    31. Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦

  31. When a girl on facebook

    32. When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

  32. A boy ask the girl for a kiss

    33. True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

  33. Sardar proposed a girl......

    34. Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.