Feel d difference of boy / girl

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A double-standard joke about love letters — one is called loffer, the other an offer.

If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer"
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feel the difference;)

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