Punjabi SMS / Text Messages

Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho¢â‚¬Â¦.
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
¢â‚¬Å“Good Morning¢â‚¬Â

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,

Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.

Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda