rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi

Hindi Punjabi SMS

Punjabi verse rewriting Punjab's folk romances — Mirza, Mahiwal, Ranjha, Punnu — with modern twists like court marriages, mobile calls, and Manali trips.

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda

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