Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar takes "matches made in heaven" completely literally, leading to a regrettable trip to the tailor before the misunderstanding surfaces.

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yaar
Dosra: Kia howa?
Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya

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