Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

Hindi Funny SMS

A wife accuses her husband of wanting her dead for her belongings — and he denies it, citing far worse luck than Zardari's.

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai'n
tumhari ho jaye'n ...

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???

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