Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia

Hindi Politics SMS

A satirical SMS tallying exactly how voters were rewarded after the election — inflation up, salaries frozen, costs rising across the board.

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
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Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
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Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

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