Daur-e-Zardari hai

Hindi Politics SMS

A rhyming political SMS that pins every problem — corruption, looting, loss of national dignity — squarely on the Zardari era in Pakistan.

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

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