Asif zardari and coca cola

Hindi Politics SMS

A Pakistan political joke where Nawaz Sharif's question about judicial reinstatement gets answered by Zardari with a carbonated burp.

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

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