1 Anokhi Dua

Hindi Politics SMS

A satirical blessings SMS wishing the recipient specific outcomes by invoking the fates of well-known Pakistani political and media figures.

1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

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