Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.

A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.

A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.

An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.

Related SMS

  1. Happy New Year To Love / Wife / Girlfriend

    2. I Will Never Be Complete Without Your Love, Being Closer To Me Makes Me Feel Loved. I Thank God For Giving Me Such A Handsome Gift. It Is Because Of Your Love That Am Happy And Healthy, Happy New Year My Dear.

  2. GirlFriend asked what is love

    3. GirlFriend to her BoyFriend: What Is Love ? ? People Talk So Much About Love But I Don’t Really Know What It Is . . . ? BF (Replied): When I Get Angry On You & You Try To Persuade Me That Feeling Is Love, When I Don’t Talk To You & You Get Worried […]

  3. Sunday Message for Wife / GirlFriend

    4. Make This Sunday A Very Lazy One Lie In Bed Late If You Want To And Forget About The Chores. Forget The Fast Lane And Take It Easy Today. Have A Great Sunday!

  4. Coins of love, life, wife, love

    5. "LOVE"is a Small Coin "LIFE" is a BIG Coin "Wife" is a Lucky Coin "Lover" is a Sweet Coin BUT, "FRIENDSHIP" is a GOLD Coin Keep it safe it..!

  5. Want to surprise your girlfriend?

    6. Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife :p

  6. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

    7. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & […]

  7. Difference between wife & saali

    8. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

  8. Girlfriend said i'm pregnant

    9. Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.

  9. Happy Hug Day to girlfriend..

    10. ()__() ( . . ) BEAR ( ‘ ” ‘ ) HUG!! (_)-(_) Happy Hug Day to my dear girlfriend..

  10. Wife treats husband

    11. A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

  11. I am your girlfriend is ....

    12. I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day

  12. Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

    13. Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10 GirlFriends. Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Women, There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

  13. My Girlfriend Told Me

    14. My Girlfriend Told Me If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift She Would Burn It So I Bought her A Candle :P

  14. 1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

    15. One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

  15. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    16. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  16. Girlfriend & police

    17. Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . Aur Socho ! . . . . Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hain !:p

  17. Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying

    18. A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand.. After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly.. Why ??? . . . Paining ??? . . . No !! . . . Then ??? . . . Spelling Mistake !!! :O

  18. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    19. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  19. Angry wife to her husband

    20. An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

  20. Give me another Girlfriend..!!

    21. Give me some SunShine..!!! Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!! I am Single once again..!!

  21. 1 LoveLy quote: We always love our love coz ...

    22. 1 Lovely quote: We always love our love cause our love always loves what we love to love & ur love loves the way you love ur love. so keep loving.

  22. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    23. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  23. Husband to a newly wed wife

    24. Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

  24. By wife ....

    25. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

  25. I am using your wife

    26. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]

  26. WIFE IS DANGEROUS

    27. LOVE IS LIFE LIFE IS WIFE WIFE IS KNIFE and KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

  27. Wife said I'm dying

    28. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  28. Romantic Happy New Year Message for GirlFriend

    29. My Dear Girlfriend, I Would Like To Kiss You On December 31st From 11:59 Pm To 12:01 Am So I Can Boast An Immense Ending To 2020 & Boast An Amazing Start For The New Year 2021. Wish U A Happy New Year 2021.

  29. Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?

    30. TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married mumtaz's sister. Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???

  30. Wife : Do you want dinner?

    31. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

  31. Wife: If I die what will u do?

    32. Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

  32. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

    33. Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

  33. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

    34. wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date