Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

Misc SMS Jokes

Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
Look for flat 9a,
you will find a lift on ur right.
Hit 9 with ur elbow,
Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left....
Hit the doorbell with your elbow & i will get the door 4u"

boyfriend says- dear that seems easy
but why m i hitting buttons with my elbows?
Girlfriend:oh! Sorry, that mean you coming empty handed?")
boyfriend: (speechless) :/ :d

Related SMS

  1. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

    2. Girlfriend sends a Fanaa-style romantic couplet about her love consuming her boyfriend — the consuming is entirely financial. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!

  2. Rose Day Message For BoyFriend/GirlFriend

    3. Can You Imagine The World Without Roses? It Won’t Be The Same Because An Important Part Of Its Beauty Will Be Lacking That Is What My Life Would Be Without You Happy Rose Day.

  3. Sometime giving someone second chance

    4. Sometime giving someone second chance is giving them an extra bullet for the gun because they missed you the first time.

  4. Acompany guest to the door of house

    5. It is part of the Sunna that A man should accompany his guest to the door of the house. (Ibn Majah, Baihaqi).

  5. How he got into the house

    6. A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying […]

  6. Happy New Year Messages for Boyfriend

    7. New Year messages for your boyfriend, ready to send at midnight or first thing on 1st January. Pick a romantic one, a short cute line, a prayer for him, or a teasing one if that is more your style. Romantic Happy New Year messages for boyfriend There is:Something in your smile which speaks to me,Something […]

  7. Even after hurting or giving

    8. Some People Are So Lucky That Even After Hurting, They Get So Much Love & Some Are So Unlucky That Even After giving So Much Love, They Always Get Hurt

  8. One need not be a house

    9. One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place. ~Emily Dickinson

  9. Girlfriend said i'm pregnant

    10. Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.

  10. Giving all ur love is never an assurance

    11. Pouring everything into someone guarantees nothing in return — but if love only grows in you, that's still worth something. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love u back! Don't expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn't, be content it […]

  11. Christmas Greetings from our House

    12. Christmas Greetings from our House to yours, May the Season be bright and the year that's ahead turn out to be just right. With warmest wishes for Good Health and Happiness. Have a very Merry Christmas And a wonderful New Year!

  12. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

    13. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

  13. Any boyfriend before marriage

    14. Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

  14. A definition of true boyfriend

    15. Someone who makes your life seem like its worth living, Someone who makes you feel loved, protects you, is always there for you. A boyfriend is also someone you can define as the light of your life, the beat of your heart, the sun in your day and the stars in your night.

  15. Hindi Happy Promise Day MSG for Boyfriend (Funny)

    16. Funny English-Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS for a boyfriend, built on a friendship-and-loyalty pledge. Promise Me We R True Friends: I

  16. GirlFriend asked what is love

    17. GirlFriend to her BoyFriend: What Is Love ? ? People Talk So Much About Love But I Don’t Really Know What It Is . . . ? BF (Replied): When I Get Angry On You & You Try To Persuade Me That Feeling Is Love, When I Don’t Talk To You & You Get Worried […]

  17. Want to surprise your girlfriend?

    18. Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife :p

  18. Girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don

    19. A boy asks his friend what birthday gift to get his beautiful girlfriend, and the friend has a very different idea. Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)

  19. Happy Hug Day to girlfriend..

    20. ()__() ( . . ) BEAR ( ‘ ” ‘ ) HUG!! (_)-(_) Happy Hug Day to my dear girlfriend..

  20. I am your girlfriend is ....

    21. I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day

  21. My Girlfriend Told Me

    22. My Girlfriend Told Me If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift She Would Burn It So I Bought her A Candle :P

  22. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

    23. A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will […]

  23. 1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

    24. One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

  24. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    25. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  25. Girlfriend & police

    26. Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . Aur Socho ! . . . . Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hain !:p

  26. Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying

    27. A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand.. After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly.. Why ??? . . . Paining ??? . . . No !! . . . Then ??? . . . Spelling Mistake !!! :O

  27. Give me another Girlfriend..!!

    28. Give me some SunShine..!!! Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!! I am Single once again..!!

  28. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    29. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  29. Difference between boyfriend and husband

    30. Boy friend is fun, & Husband is gun, Boy friend is light of moon, & Husband is month of june, Boy friend is tooty fruity, & Husband is qismat phooti.

  30. Happy Promise Day Sms for Girlfriend

    31. Romantic Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about thinking of the girlfriend every moment, day and night, and living painfully without her. Her Pal Teri Sochoo Main Gum Rehta Hon. Din Ho Ya Raat Ho Bass Tujhay Yaad Kerta Hon. Tu Kya Janey Meri Iss Bebasi Ka Alam Tere Bina Mar Mar Ker Jeeta Hoon Yaad […]

  31. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

    32. A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced." Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

  32. Happy New Year Messages & Prayers for Girlfriend

    33. Texting your girlfriend at midnight, or the morning after? Pick a romantic, short, prayerful or long-distance New Year message below, add her name or the nickname only you use, and send. Romantic New Year messages for your girlfriend On this New Year my wishes and prayers are only for you. God bless u & may […]

  33. Rose Day Messages for Girlfriend, Wife, Crush and Friends

    34. Rose Day falls on 7 February, the first day of Valentine Week. Here are messages to send with a rose, or instead of one, to your girlfriend, wife, crush or best friend. Rose Day messages for girlfriend Everything about you is interesting,your smile, your laughter, your beauty,your scent and your company.I always think of you […]