Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

Funny SMS

A Simple fact:

Boys Can Never B
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend

Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)

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  1. Please bike taze na chalao

    2. Wife tells Sardar to slow the bike because she's scared; he says if she's scared she can just close her eyes like he already has. Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

  2. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    3. The common regret shared by marriage and phone purchases: if only you'd waited just a little longer, the next model would have been so much better. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  3. A Man's Feeling about mobile

    4. A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

  4. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  5. Girls misuse it, models sell it

    6. Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what's that? It's SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

  6. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

    7. Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

  7. Same mobile phone chargers

    8. Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

  8. Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

    9. - Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You

  9. Girlfriend said i'm pregnant

    10. Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.

  10. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

    11. A backhanded compliment suggesting you fulfilled Dhirubhai Ambani's last dream — the one about every beggar having a mobile phone. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

  11. Girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don

    12. A boy asks his friend what birthday gift to get his beautiful girlfriend, and the friend has a very different idea. Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)

  12. My Girlfriend Told Me

    13. My Girlfriend Told Me If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift She Would Burn It So I Bought her A Candle :P

  13. 1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

    14. One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

  14. Girlfriend & police

    15. Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . Aur Socho ! . . . . Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hain !:p

  15. Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying

    16. A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand.. After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly.. Why ??? . . . Paining ??? . . . No !! . . . Then ??? . . . Spelling Mistake !!! :O

  16. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    17. A funny, tech-flavored friendship SMS comparing a dear friend to a mobile phone that shows up in dreams, lives in the heart, and can't be silenced. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki […]

  17. Give me another Girlfriend..!!

    18. Give me some SunShine..!!! Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!! I am Single once again..!!

  18. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

    19. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & […]

  19. Happy New Year Messages & Prayers for Girlfriend

    20. Texting your girlfriend at midnight, or the morning after? Pick a romantic, short, prayerful or long-distance New Year message below, add her name or the nickname only you use, and send. Romantic New Year messages for your girlfriend On this New Year my wishes and prayers are only for you. God bless u & may […]

  20. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    21. A thief steals a Sardar's phone and runs — Sardar laughs, because the charger is still in his pocket and he knows exactly what that means. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere […]

  21. Want to surprise your girlfriend?

    22. Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife :p

  22. Happy Hug Day to girlfriend..

    23. ()__() ( . . ) BEAR ( ‘ ” ‘ ) HUG!! (_)-(_) Happy Hug Day to my dear girlfriend..

  23. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

    24. Girlfriend sends a Fanaa-style romantic couplet about her love consuming her boyfriend — the consuming is entirely financial. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!

  24. Heart is mobile and u r sim

    25. GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!

  25. Taaray mobile per

    26. ****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)

  26. I am your girlfriend is ....

    27. I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day

  27. A mobile is like women

    28. A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

  28. Mobile texting with a low battery

    29. Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

  29. New mobile lia hay

    30. A boast about a new phone's impressive feature list — until the final line reveals none of them actually exist. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

  30. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

    31. A philosophical SMS about what you came into the world with and what you'll leave with — ending in a dig about saving money to install CNG in your phone. Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . […]

  31. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

    32. A mock-offended SMS to someone who has a phone, a full inbox, and plenty of messages — yet never sends a single reply. Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

  32. Happy Promise Day Sms for Girlfriend

    33. Romantic Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about thinking of the girlfriend every moment, day and night, and living painfully without her. Her Pal Teri Sochoo Main Gum Rehta Hon. Din Ho Ya Raat Ho Bass Tujhay Yaad Kerta Hon. Tu Kya Janey Meri Iss Bebasi Ka Alam Tere Bina Mar Mar Ker Jeeta Hoon Yaad […]

  33. GirlFriend asked what is love

    34. GirlFriend to her BoyFriend: What Is Love ? ? People Talk So Much About Love But I Don’t Really Know What It Is . . . ? BF (Replied): When I Get Angry On You & You Try To Persuade Me That Feeling Is Love, When I Don’t Talk To You & You Get Worried […]