Aap k haath main mobile hai..

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1. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

A philosophical SMS about what you came into the world with and what you'll leave with — ending in a dig about saving money to install CNG in your phone. Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . […]

2. Dhoond laina mera haath pakar k mujhko

Harf-e-laazim banoon ya k dua ho jaon, Kaash main bhi teray honton say ada ho jaon, Dhoond laina mera haath pakar k mujhko, Be-Khayali main agar tujhsay juda ho jaon.

3. Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

Phone fully charged, eyes on the screen, battery ready — but the friends involved guarantee nothing is coming. SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

4. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

A backhanded compliment suggesting you fulfilled Dhirubhai Ambani's last dream — the one about every beggar having a mobile phone. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

5. Same mobile phone chargers

Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

6. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

A funny, tech-flavored friendship SMS comparing a dear friend to a mobile phone that shows up in dreams, lives in the heart, and can't be silenced. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki […]

7. Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

A man on an unfamiliar phone agrees to every luxury purchase his wife proposes — then wonders who the phone belongs to. ‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk […]

8. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

A thief steals a Sardar's phone and runs — Sardar laughs, because the charger is still in his pocket and he knows exactly what that means. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere […]

9. Haath haaton say choot'ta kub hay?

Haath haaton say choot'ta kub hay? Koi apnon say rooth'ta kub hay? Jo bhi jur jaata hay aik baar, Phir woh RISHTA toot'ta kub hay?

10. New mobile lia hay

A boast about a new phone's impressive feature list — until the final line reveals none of them actually exist. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

11. Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola: "Aao kamray mein chalain" Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

12. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

The common regret shared by marriage and phone purchases: if only you'd waited just a little longer, the next model would have been so much better. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

13. Tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay

If hearts were made of glass, the one who shatters them would at least get cut too. Kaash bananay walay nay dil kaanch k banayai hotay Kam say kam tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay.

14. Haath us ney Mera Thama Ho ga

Aaj jo Tanha hai Woh Pardes Mein Zaroor Mujh ko us Ney Socha ho ga Khuvabon aur Khyaalon Mein Mera hi Chehra Tarasha Ho ga Raah Chaltey jo us ko Mera khyaal Aaya Ho ga Aik Nazar Ruk ke Asmaan Pe Chand ko Dekha Ho ga Jab Saath They to Roz hi larti Thi Mujh […]

15. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

16. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

A warm Roman Urdu metaphor for deep friendship: just as eyes weep when hands hurt, a true friend feels your pain as their own. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

17. Taaray mobile per

****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)

18. A mobile is like women

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

19. Mobile texting with a low battery

Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

20. Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You

21. A Man's Feeling about mobile

A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

22. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

23. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

24. Heart is mobile and u r sim

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!

25. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

Starts as a sincere message asking you to open up, then veers into a threat to smash your phone if the SMS wasn't good. Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi […]

26. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

27. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

A father-and-boyfriend exchange where dad objects to his daughter spending her life with a donkey — and the boyfriend's reply lands the twist. Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

28. In jheel si gehri aankhoon main

In jheel si gehri aankhoon main ik sham kahin aabad to ho is jheel kinaray pal do pal ik khawab ka neela phool khilay wo phol baha dain lehroon main ik rooz kabhi hum sham dhalay is phol k behtay rangoon main jis waqt larazta chand chalay us waqt kahin un aankhoon main is basray […]

29. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

A double-meaning SMS stringing together increasingly suggestive descriptions of how different people charge their mobile phones overnight. kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker […]

30. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too. Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

31. Friend ship is like a mobile sim.

Friendship with no charges, free calls, worldwide roaming, and a validity that never expires. "FRIENDSHIP" is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and it's validity "NEVER ENDs"...

32. Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

Wife tells her travelling husband she's already lost half her weight missing him; his reply is to wait another two weeks. Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

33. Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main

Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main, Yeh sheesha toot gaya hai daikhnay aur dekhanay main, Gii main aata hai ek roz shamma say pochoon, Maza kis main hai, jalnay main ya jalanay main...?