Aap k haath main mobile hai..

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Aap k haath main mobile hai..

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  1. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

    2. Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

  2. Haath haaton say choot'ta kub hay?

    3. Haath haaton say choot'ta kub hay? Koi apnon say rooth'ta kub hay? Jo bhi jur jaata hay aik baar, Phir woh RISHTA toot'ta kub hay?

  3. Dhoond laina mera haath pakar k mujhko

    4. Harf-e-laazim banoon ya k dua ho jaon, Kaash main bhi teray honton say ada ho jaon, Dhoond laina mera haath pakar k mujhko, Be-Khayali main agar tujhsay juda ho jaon.

  4. Haath us ney Mera Thama Ho ga

    5. Aaj jo Tanha hai Woh Pardes Mein Zaroor Mujh ko us Ney Socha ho ga Khuvabon aur Khyaalon Mein Mera hi Chehra Tarasha Ho ga Raah Chaltey jo us ko Mera khyaal Aaya Ho ga Aik Nazar Ruk ke Asmaan Pe Chand ko Dekha Ho ga Jab Saath They to Roz hi larti Thi Mujh […]

  5. Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola

    6. Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola: "Aao kamray mein chalain" Reema; "Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai"

  6. Tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay

    7. Kaash bananay walay nay dil kaanch k banayai hotay Kam say kam tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay.

  7. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

    8. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

  8. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

    9. Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

  9. Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do

    10. Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p

  10. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    11. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

  11. Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

    12. ‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy? Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi […]

  12. In jheel si gehri aankhoon main

    13. In jheel si gehri aankhoon main ik sham kahin aabad to ho is jheel kinaray pal do pal ik khawab ka neela phool khilay wo phol baha dain lehroon main ik rooz kabhi hum sham dhalay is phol k behtay rangoon main jis waqt larazta chand chalay us waqt kahin un aankhoon main is basray […]

  13. Taaray mobile per

    14. ****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)

  14. Same mobile phone chargers

    15. Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

  15. A mobile is like women

    16. A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

  16. New mobile lia hay

    17. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

  17. Mobile texting with a low battery

    18. Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

  18. Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

    19. - Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You

  19. A Man's Feeling about mobile

    20. A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

  20. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    21. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  21. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

    22. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

  22. Heart is mobile and u r sim

    23. GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!

  23. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    24. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  24. Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

    25. SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

  25. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    26. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

  26. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

    27. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

  27. Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon

    28. Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon, Main dushmanon main hon k tere doston main hon, Badla na mere baad bhi mouzu-e-guftago, Main ja chuka hon phir bhi teri mehfilon main hon, Mujh se bichar k tu bhi to roeyga umer bhar, Yeh soch lay k main bhi teri khuwahishon main hon, Tu hans […]

  28. Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

    29. Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

  29. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......

    30. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Najaney Kiyoon Mera Kajal Jab Bhi Dalo Ankhon Main Ab Aksar Phail Jata Hai Tum To Jantey Ho In Dino Bohat Hi Thand Hoti Hai Tab Hi Hai Surkh Meri Naak Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Kaha To Hai Yunhi Buss Bheega Hai Aanchal Ka Kona Choro Tum Fiker Mat […]

  30. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

    31. kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

  31. Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.

    32. Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon. Happy Hug Day Sweetheart

  32. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari

    33. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari us ne kaha dekhtay kia ho main nay kaha soorat tumhari us ne kaha karte ho kia main nay kaha ibadat tumhari us ne kaha kafir ho kia main nay kaha ye hi sahi us ne kaha chahtey ho kia main nay kaha muhabbat […]

  33. Us ki yaadon main

    34. Us ki yaadon main, Us ki baaton main, Kahin mera aqs bhi jhilmilata hoga, Lakh masroof hoga, Apnay kamoon main, Phir bhi hamain soch ker kabhi to muskurata ho ga.