Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja.

Man: Hello
BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?

Man: Han jan lelo
BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?

Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo
BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon

Man: Han theek hy
Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy

Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai.

Related SMS

  1. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    2. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

  2. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    3. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

  3. New mobile lia hay

    4. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

  4. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

    5. Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p

  5. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

    6. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

  6. Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

    7. SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

  7. A mobile is like women

    8. A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

  8. Taaray mobile per

    9. ****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)

  9. Heart is mobile and u r sim

    10. GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!

  10. A Man's Feeling about mobile

    11. A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

  11. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

    12. Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

  12. Friend ship is like a mobile sim.

    13. "FRIENDSHIP" is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and it's validity "NEVER ENDs"...

  13. Same mobile phone chargers

    14. Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

  14. Mobile texting with a low battery

    15. Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

  15. Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

    16. - Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You

  16. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

    17. Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

  17. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

    18. Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

  18. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    19. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  19. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    20. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  20. Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

    21. Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se Jazz B/F:Hello Darling Larki:Or Sunao UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun Larki:Tum Hi To Ho Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun Larki:Sub Keh Do Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra. Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U […]

  21. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega

    22. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

  22. Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles¢â‚¬Â¦

    23. Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon reached without letter, Angry Majnu asked laila what¢â‚¬â¢s this? Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.

  23. Gaon mein clinic khol lon

    24. Aik doctor apne dost se: "yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"

  24. 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

    25. 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

  25. Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

    26. Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, ¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â Doosra aadmi, ¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â

  26. Love begins with (today and yesterday)

    27. "LOVE" Starts from eyes Grows with gifts End with tears but 2day "LOVE" starts from mobiles Grows with balance share Ends with number busy

  27. Katori utha aur shuru ho ja

    28. 1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal ¢â‚¬Å“KATORI¢â‚¬Â utha aur shuru ho ja.

  28. Wo Bewafa Hain To Kya, Mat Kaho Bura Us Ko

    29. Wo Bewafa Hain To Kya, Mat Kaho Bura Us Ko Ke Jo Huwa So Huwa Khush Rakhe Khuda Us Ko

  29. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    30. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

  30. Marriage is like going to a restaurant

    31. Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....

  31. Trap to prepare the table

    32. Always Remember Never Go At The First Call Of: "Come, Dinner's Ready!" - - - It's A Trap For You To Prepare The Table.

  32. Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko,

    33. Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko, Kaun kya bhool gaya hai yaad dilaaye kiss ko, Ruth jaate to manana dushwaar naa tha, Jab wo tallukh hi naa rakhe to manain kiss ko.

  33. Best way to release office stress

    34. The best way to release office stress is To put your head on the table, snooze, yawn and say loud . . . . "Bhaar Main Jaye Company ...":D