Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

Hindi Funny SMS

A man on an unfamiliar phone agrees to every luxury purchase his wife proposes — then wonders who the phone belongs to.

‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja.

Man: Hello
BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?

Man: Han jan lelo
BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?

Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo
BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon

Man: Han theek hy
Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy

Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ye Mobile kis ka hai.

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