2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

Hindi Funny SMS

Two friends attempt suicide; one asks God for all the world's suffering. The second friend says that's just a Microsoft job listing.

2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!"

Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

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