2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

Hindi Funny SMS

2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!"

Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

Related SMS

  1. Ishq ki baazi hum haar gayai

    2. Dilon say khailnay ka hunar hamain aata nahin, Isi liyay ishq ki baazi hum haar gayai, Meri zindagi se shayud unhain bohut pyar tha, Isi liyay mujhey zinda hi maar gayai....

  2. Aik zara si bhool khata ban gayai

    3. Aik zara si bhool khata ban gayai Meri wafai hi meri saza ban gayai, Dil liya aur khail ker tor diya, Hamari jaan gayai unki ada ban gayai

  3. At ur age hitler commited suicide

    4. Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide

  4. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    5. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  5. Two lovers plan to comit suicide

    6. Two lovers plan to comit suicide, the boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes and return back saying "love is blind". Boy in air, opened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"

  6. Is anjaan duniya main aap kahan say aa gayai?

    7. Aaj is qadar raah main ishq bikhra para hai, Aaj her khushbo phiki, aur gumnaam her dua hai, Is anjaan duniya main aap kahan say aa gayai? Koon ho aap, jis nay mohabbat say mujhey chuna hai

  7. Qismat rooth gayai

    8. Qismat rooth gayai, Dil k taar toot gaye, Aap jo hum say rooth gaye, Sapnay bhi saray toot gaye, Baki rahe khazaney main do ansu, Yaad aap ki ayai, to woh bhi laut gaye

  8. USAMA tum aaj phir aa gayai

    9. Bush ne bivi ko surprise dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya. adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun per hath phera or khushi se ucchal kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

  9. Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

    10. Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, ¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â Doosra aadmi, ¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â

  10. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

    11. Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

  11. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    12. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

  12. Who is a Dost?

    13. Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

  13. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

    14. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

  14. Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he

    15. Ab aur manzil pane ki hasrat nahi rahe, Kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi rahe, Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he, Kisi aur ko dost banane ki zarorut nahi rahe,

  15. Tera dost chor hai kya

    16. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

  16. Dost k liye har cheez qurban kar do Hazrat Ali

    17. Beshak Apni Har Cheez " DOST " Ke Liye Qurban Kardo .. Lekin .. Kisi Cheez Ke Liye Apne " DOST " Ko Qurban Mat Karna .. "HAZRAT ALI (R.A).

  17. Is duniya mein dost kam milenge

    18. Is duniya mein dost kam milenge, is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge, jahan duniya nazar phair legi, us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.

  18. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

    19. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha"

  19. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

    20. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

  20. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    21. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

  21. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

    22. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

  22. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay

    23. Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]

  23. JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara.

    24. Ek hai asman ka tara , Ek hai sagar ka kinara, Bewafa hai zamana sara, Nasib hai achha hamara, JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara..

  24. Phol barsao mera dost aya hai

    25. Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

  25. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan

    26. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- . . . . . Jo Kaam Mana Karo, bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.

  26. Dost jo lagay jan se pyara

    27. Kabhi tou miley pehli mulaqat ki terha bigra hi rehta hy kyun halaat ki terha wo ek dost jo lagy jaan say pyara mujhy waqt tou deta hy magar kheraat ki tarha

  27. Qeemti na kar dost,,, mahengi chiz

    28. Itna qeemti na kar khud ko aye dost...! Hum Ghareeb log hain, Mehangi cheez aksar choor detay hain...!

  28. Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja

    29. Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja Milne na deinge ab hamein halaat bhool ja Mausam badal gaye hain zamana guzar gaya Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja

  29. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    30. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  30. Ae dost dosti ki hai humne aapse

    31. Aaj khushiyon ki koi badhai dega, Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega, Ae dost dosti ki hai humne aapse, Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..

  31. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    32. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

  32. Kamyabi, hosley,dost & muqadar

    33. Hazrat ALI a.s ne farmaya, "Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai, Or Hosley doston se milte hain, Or Dost muqadron se milte hain Or Muqadar insan khud bnata hai"

  33. Per dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge

    34. Din beet jatey hain suhani yadain ban kar, Batein reh jati hain kahani ban kar, Per dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge, Kabhi muskan to kabhi ankhon main pani ban ker..