2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

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2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai,
Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey
dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani
de Dukh de!"

Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang
raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

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  1. Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

    2. Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, ¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â Doosra aadmi, ¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â

  2. USAMA tum aaj phir aa gayai

    3. Bush ne bivi ko surprise dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya. adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun per hath phera or khushi se ucchal kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

  3. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    4. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  4. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

    5. Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

  5. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

    6. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

  6. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    7. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

  7. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    8. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

  8. Who is a Dost?

    9. Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

  9. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    10. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

  10. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay

    11. Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]

  11. Tera dost chor hai kya

    12. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

  12. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

    13. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha"

  13. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

    14. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

  14. Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja

    15. Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja Milne na deinge ab hamein halaat bhool ja Mausam badal gaye hain zamana guzar gaya Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja

  15. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    16. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  16. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan

    17. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- . . . . . Jo Kaam Mana Karo, bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.

  17. Hindi Happy new year sms for friend / Dost

    18. DOST Wo Ho Jo JAN- Ki Dhoop Ho FEB- Ki Barish Ho MAR- Ki Shaam Ho APR- Ki Bahar Ho MAY- Ki Subha Ho JUN- Ki Chaa’on Ho JUL- Ki Khushbu Ho AUG- Ki Taaro’n BhariRaat Ho SEP- Ki Chandni Ho OCT- Ki Rimjhim Ho NOV- Ki Hawa Ho DEC- Ki Sard Raat Ho SAAL […]

  18. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    19. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

  19. Kamyabi, hosley,dost & muqadar

    20. Hazrat ALI a.s ne farmaya, "Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai, Or Hosley doston se milte hain, Or Dost muqadron se milte hain Or Muqadar insan khud bnata hai"

  20. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

    21. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

  21. Happy new year dost

    22. Happy new Year Mujhe maalum hai ye bahut jaldi hai Par Kya karoo Abhi tak bohut se young sexy smart dosto ko wish karna hai, tau socha pahale Bujurogo ko nipta loun.

  22. Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Dost / Yaar.

    23. Es Naye Saal mai.. Jo to chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

  23. Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny

    24. Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan wala bola "ap ko charti nahi hay?" bhagwan: main bhagwan hun Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)

  24. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

    25. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab thi wo doctor k paas gayai! Doctor: kiya howa? Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi ek "MEMON" nay choos choos ker bura haal ker dia

  25. A guy wrote on his facebook status

    26. A guy wrote on his facebook status "wife chahiye " 2 girls likd it & 140 men commented" meri le jaa" Guy wrote back "kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...

  26. Gaon mein clinic khol lon

    27. Aik doctor apne dost se: "yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"

  27. Please bike taze na chalao

    28. Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

  28. 1 bar jan maang ker to daikho

    29. 1 bar jan maang ker to daikho, . . . 1 bar yaad ker k to daikho.. . . . agar main na aaya to samajh laina . .. . . . . . . . . main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai...

  29. AAP (S.A.W) per 1 bar darood parhta hai

    30. 1 DIN Hazrat Jibrail (A.S) Huzoor (S.A.W) k paas aye or kaha ALLAH ne mujhey itni taqat di hay k main sari dunia k darakhton k pattay gin sakta hon or pani k saray qatray or rait k saray zarray gin sakta hon lekin us aadmi per rehmat ki tadad nahin gin sakta jo AAP(S.A.W) […]

  30. Aray hamain to apnon ne luta

    31. Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha, Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha, mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha, Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha, Mujhe jiS beD per […]

  31. bina good night kahey so raha hai.

    32. raat khamosh hai chand bhi khamosh hai, par dil main shore ho raha hai, kahin aisa to nahi ek pyaara sa dost, bina good night kahey so raha hai.

  32. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

    33. naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay

  33. Qeema nikalne ki machine

    34. Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia. Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.