Qeemti na kar dost,,, mahengi chiz

Hindi Poetry SMS, Hindi Sad SMS

Roman Urdu sardonic couplet: the speaker asks not to be priced too high, since people who cannot afford fine things tend to walk away.

Itna qeemti na kar khud ko aye dost...!
Hum Ghareeb log hain,
Mehangi cheez aksar choor detay hain...!

Related SMS

  1. Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p

    2. A wife wants to be taken somewhere expensive, and her husband delivers — in a way that reflects the real price of things. Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

  2. Mehangi chiz on birthday

    3. A wife asks to be taken somewhere to buy something expensive for her birthday — and the husband fulfills the request precisely. Wife:Bht pyar sey "Suniye! aj meri birthday ha, Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz" Hsbnd: Chalo Tm Tayyar Ho Jao, "Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".

  3. Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai

    4. Claims you know nothing of sorrow or heartbreak — because you've always licked envelopes shut rather than sealing them with tears. Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai, Tumhain kia pata gum kisay kehtay hain, Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai, Tum nay to hamesha . . . thook se hi envolope chipkaya hay :-) […]

  4. Sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

    5. Roman Urdu couplet: the speaker asks the beloved to stop visiting in memory, as the torment of their absence is already enough. ‎Mujhy yaad aa kar itna be-chain na kro...! Bs ik ye hi sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

  5. Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai

    6. A teacher poses a riddle: what flies in the air and also gives birth? The answer is an air hostess. Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain, Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

  6. Kamyabi, hosley,dost & muqadar

    7. An inspirational Roman Urdu friendship message drawing on Hazrat Ali's wisdom: success, courage, and good friends all come from the same destiny. Hazrat ALI a.s ne farmaya, "Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai, Or Hosley doston se milte hain, Or Dost muqadron se milte hain Or Muqadar insan khud bnata hai"

  7. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

    8. A warm Roman Urdu metaphor for deep friendship: just as eyes weep when hands hurt, a true friend feels your pain as their own. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

  8. Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

    9. Urdu poem for the friend you don't see every day but never stop thinking about. Hum woh phool hain jo roz roz nahi khiltay, Yeh wo hont hain jo kabhi nahin siltay, Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain, Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

  9. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

    10. Urdu poem asking a fair question: among friends who are forgotten and friends who are remembered, where do you fall? Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

  10. Dost akser yunhi ban jatay hain

    11. Dost akser yunhi ban jatay hain Kuch sath rehtay hain kuch bicher jatay hain. Kuch yaad rakhtay hain Kuch bhul jate hain. Ab hum aapko dekhte hain Aap kahan tak saath nibhatay hain

  11. Who is a Dost?

    12. A lighthearted Roman Urdu breakdown of a real friend — one who shows up uninvited, drains your pocket, and still never leaves your side. Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

  12. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan

    13. A funny three-point test of a true friend in Roman Urdu — missed calls, smiling texts, and a punchline that rewards anyone who reads to the end. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- . . . . . Jo Kaam Mana Karo, bavkoof Woh Zaroor […]

  13. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    14. A warm Roman Urdu miss you asking an SMS to travel quietly to a sleeping friend and smile on the sender's behalf. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  14. Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja

    15. Sad Urdu Eid shayari about a changed season and a friendship that once met on Eid but now must let that memory go. Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja Milne na deinge ab hamein halaat bhool ja Mausam badal gaye hain zamana guzar gaya Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja

  15. Dost k liye har cheez qurban kar do Hazrat Ali

    16. A Roman Urdu wisdom message from Hazrat Ali reminding us that the only thing we should never sacrifice for any worldly gain is a true friend. Beshak Apni Har Cheez " DOST " Ke Liye Qurban Kardo .. Lekin .. Kisi Cheez Ke Liye Apne " DOST " Ko Qurban Mat Karna .. "HAZRAT ALI […]

  16. Per dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge

    17. Din beet jatey hain suhani yadain ban kar, Batein reh jati hain kahani ban kar, Per dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge, Kabhi muskan to kabhi ankhon main pani ban ker..

  17. 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

    18. Two friends attempt suicide; one asks God for all the world's suffering. The second friend says that's just a Microsoft job listing. 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

  18. Tera dost chor hai kya

    19. Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI […]

  19. Hum Jaise Dost Bar Bar Mila Nahi Karte

    20. Sitam Karo Na Karo Hum Gila Nahi Karte, Veerano Me Kabhi Phool Khila Nahi Karte, Magar Itna Yaad Rakhna , Hum Jaise Dost Bar Bar Mila Nahi Karte

  20. Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”

    21. Two men at neighboring graves: one leaves flowers, one leaves rice. The flower-man asks when the rice-man's friend will wake up to smell his offering. Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi […]

  21. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay

    22. A short folk myth explaining why love is blind and beauty is cruel — they once fought over the moon. Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne […]

  22. Pura din guzarane ko hai dost

    23. Badal garaja magar barsaat nahi aayi, Dil dharka magar aawaz nahi aayi, Pura din guzarane ko hai dost, kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi?

  23. Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he

    24. Ab aur manzil pane ki hasrat nahi rahe, Kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi rahe, Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he, Kisi aur ko dost banane ki zarorut nahi rahe,

  24. Dost jo lagay jan se pyara

    25. A friend who feels closer than life itself — but gives you time like it's charity, not care. Kabhi tou miley pehli mulaqat ki terha bigra hi rehta hy kyun halaat ki terha wo ek dost jo lagy jaan say pyara mujhy waqt tou deta hy magar kheraat ki tarha

  25. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    26. A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

  26. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    27. A funny, tech-flavored friendship SMS comparing a dear friend to a mobile phone that shows up in dreams, lives in the heart, and can't be silenced. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki […]

  27. JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara.

    28. Ek hai asman ka tara , Ek hai sagar ka kinara, Bewafa hai zamana sara, Nasib hai achha hamara, JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara..

  28. Phol barsao mera dost aya hai

    29. Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

  29. Is duniya mein dost kam milenge

    30. Is duniya mein dost kam milenge, is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge, jahan duniya nazar phair legi, us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.

  30. Ae dost dosti ki hai humne aapse

    31. Aaj khushiyon ki koi badhai dega, Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega, Ae dost dosti ki hai humne aapse, Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..

  31. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    32. A dream-sequence joke where a girl neither accepts nor rejects, but keeps falling for the sender's friend inside his own dreams. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

  32. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

    33. A Pathan arrives at a locked door with a taunting note from his friend and comes up with the ideal written response. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya […]

  33. To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

    34. Chiraghon se agar andhere door hote, To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti, Kat sakti agar ye zindgi akailay, To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?