Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

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Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya
pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha
or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko,

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia,
"Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha"

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    2. Biryani khanay ki dua! Niyat kerta hon main 4 plate biryani ki, wastay 15,20 boti k bama zarda, raita, or salad k mun mera daig ki taraf. BISMILLAH

  2. Shadi me 1 pathan

    3. Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

  3. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

    4. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!

  4. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

    5. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

  5. Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

    6. Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain? Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

  6. News reporter & pathan

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  7. Doctor, medicine & pathan

    8. Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

  8. Air hostess pathan se

    9. Air hostess pathan se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)

  9. Parrot bola pathan

    10. Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha.. Kisi nay pocha:"Yeh kon sa janwar hai?" tota(parrot) bola: "PATHAN"

  10. Ae dost dosti ki hai humne aapse

    11. Aaj khushiyon ki koi badhai dega, Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega, Ae dost dosti ki hai humne aapse, Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..

  11. 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.

    12. 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!. Per uski laash haste hue mili, Farishton ne pocha aisa kion? Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai :p

  12. 1 pathan aero plane mein

    13. 1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p

  13. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

    14. 1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

  14. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

    15. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

  15. 100 pathan aik kashti

    16. 100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . sab doob gaye, kaisay? . . . pathan thay na sub, dhakka deney utar gaye :p

  16. Pathan ki mangni hoi

    17. Pathan ki mangni hoi, usey pata chala k uski mangaiter ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha, us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di k jo kisi aur ki nahi ho saki wo meri kia ho gi?

  17. 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

    18. 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

  18. Pathan darwaza open ker k washroom jata

    19. Aik pathan jub bhi wash room jata to darwaza khol kar jata. Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

  19. Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

    20. Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, ¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â Doosra aadmi, ¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â

  20. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    21. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

  21. Who is a Dost?

    22. Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

  22. A pathan said to his friend

    23. A pathan said to his friend: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai".

  23. Pathan's wife bought sweater

    24. Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

  24. Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he

    25. Ab aur manzil pane ki hasrat nahi rahe, Kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi rahe, Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he, Kisi aur ko dost banane ki zarorut nahi rahe,

  25. Tera dost chor hai kya

    26. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

  26. Dost k liye har cheez qurban kar do Hazrat Ali

    27. Beshak Apni Har Cheez " DOST " Ke Liye Qurban Kardo .. Lekin .. Kisi Cheez Ke Liye Apne " DOST " Ko Qurban Mat Karna .. "HAZRAT ALI (R.A).

  27. Is duniya mein dost kam milenge

    28. Is duniya mein dost kam milenge, is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge, jahan duniya nazar phair legi, us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.

  28. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

    29. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

  29. Suraj bana tu badal banay

    30. Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D

  30. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    31. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

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    32. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

  32. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay

    33. Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]

  33. JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara.

    34. Ek hai asman ka tara , Ek hai sagar ka kinara, Bewafa hai zamana sara, Nasib hai achha hamara, JO mila DOST aap jaisa Pyara..