Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

Hindi Funny SMS

A Pathan arrives at a locked door with a taunting note from his friend and comes up with the ideal written response.

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya
pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha
or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko,

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia,
"Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha"

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