Biryani khanay ki dua!

Hindi Funny SMS

A biryani eating prayer written in the exact format of a ritual intention — four plates, fifteen to twenty pieces of meat, with zarda, raita, and salad, Bismillah.

Biryani khanay ki dua!

Niyat kerta hon main 4 plate biryani ki,
wastay 15,20 boti k
bama zarda, raita, or salad k
mun mera daig ki taraf.
BISMILLAH

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