Jo jita wo sikandar

Hindi Funny SMS

Chain-SMS format: forward it for a magic hug; fail to forward and get kissed by a monkey instead.

jo jita wo sikandar
jo haare wo jail ke Ander,

jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,

jo na bheje usko
BANDAR ki pappi.....

*****
((@..@))
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