Ticket checker to a saint

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1. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

A sardar joke about a sleepless train night and a misunderstood berth exchange. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

2. A Special Package For Business Men.

An airline free-wife-ticket deal that backfires badly when letters go to the wives. An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip […]

3. Elephant sat on mercedes

A car brand wordplay joke — when an elephant sits on the wrong car. What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ??? . . . . Everyone Knows "The Mercedes bends" ;->

4. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

5. Lets welcome the year

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blessful New year. Merry X-mas

6. THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR

A clever Roman Urdu good morning styled as a train announcement, declaring the Nindiya Express has left Tiredness Town and arrived at Fresh City. THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR tak ane wali "NINDIYA" xpress Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai, Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apne Hasin Sapno se Jaag jae. Good Morning

7. Company making tissues

A business wordplay joke about people who stick their noses into things. Man 1: "I m Always Delighted When People Stick Their Noses In My Business." Man 2: "Why, What Do You Do?" Man 1: "i've A Company, Make Tissue Papers ..." ;->

8. Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya

A clever wordplay SMS spinning 'kiss' in both Urdu and English — someone has been missing every right moment in every gathering. Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

9. 1 pathan aero plane mein

Pathan grabs the pilot's headphones mid-flight — he paid for the ticket, so why should the pilot get the music to himself? 1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p

10. No space for me love anyone else

A clever texting joke that doubles as a real 'I love you.' Great for couples who talk every single day. During A Text Message Conversation: Him: I Love You Her: Iloveyoutoo Him: Something Wrong With Your Space Bar ? Her: No, There's Just No Space For Me To Love Anyone Else

11. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

A cheeky religious joke about a moulvi whose rules shift when he is the subject. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

12. Basic essence of sacrifice

Lets learn the basic essence of sacrifice and lets celebrate this Eid by sacrificing our egos. Eid-ul-Adha Mubarak !

13. Latifa kisey kehtey hain

A simple Urdu wordplay joke between two pagals about the word 'latifa'. Aik pagal dosre pagal se: Latifa kisey kehtey hain Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko

14. LIPTON di chah hai?

A Santa-Banta wordplay joke where a simple question about Lipton tea leads to a cheeky misinterpretation that has nothing to do with the beverage. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

15. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

16. He who remembers his Lord

The prophet (SAW) said: "He who remembers his Lord and who does not remember his Lord, are like the living and the dead." (Al-Bukhari) 11/208;Muslim 1/539

17. What kisses mean?

What kisses mean! KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=.... lets not get carried away!

18. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

19. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced." Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

20. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

A Sardar lies on train tracks citing a past near-miss with a plane as evidence he's completely invincible. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

21. What is a grownup joke?

A sardarji's boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old

22. What is a adult joke?

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

23. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

24. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

A professor's classic brains-versus-buffalo question gets derailed before it can begin when Munna Bhai asks for the buffalo's date of birth. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

25. A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"

26. The splendor of Christ's humble birth

A Christmas message about the two things that never change: Christ's humble birth and a good friend. Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

27. New style of proposing a girl

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.

28. Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE ?

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college

29. Fatman sitting in a train cabin

A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

30. Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We […]

31. Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

32. Raam nay been bajai

When Ram played been and Krishna played flute, women came running. When the sender whistled, the girl's brother showed up instead. Raam nay been bajai, or seeta duur k ayai... Kishan nay bansuri bajai, or Radha bhaag k ayai... aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai, Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe

33. Sardar : u will go to jail..

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".