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1. What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill […]

2. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

3. Company making tissues

Man 1: "I m Always Delighted When People Stick Their Noses In My Business." Man 2: "Why, What Do You Do?" Man 1: "i've A Company, Make Tissue Papers ..." ;->

4. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]

5. Wondering what my Valentine lover

Wondering what my Valentine lover Will give me on Valentine's day Will it be a trip abroad? Will it be money for me to hoard? Will it be a diamond ring? Will it be two lovebirds to happily sing? Will it be a brand new car? Will he reach up for the bewitching stars? No […]

6. Hurt when one changes

LOVE Has 4 Letters, But So Does HATE FRIENDS Have 7 Letters, But So Does ENEMIES TRUTH Has 5 Letters, But So Does LYING; It Hurts When One Changes Into Another

7. Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

8. Life is great travel trip

Life is a great travel trip... Problem is that it doesnt come with a map. We've to search our own ways to reach the Destinations...!

9. Great message at reception of company

Great Message written at the reception of a corporate company.. We don't pay you for having "brains" We only reward "you" for using them "intelligently"

10. Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

11. Many of life's failures

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up

12. Advertisement of wife wanted

One day a man inserted an 'advertisement' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

13. Ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

14. Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

Millions of people write love letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me, Just imagine how lucky i m! Great words said by . . . ** dust bin **

15. Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday. Another beggar: how? First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday, I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner. When the bill came, i said, i had no money. The manager called the policeman n handed me […]

16. I asked God 4 a rose

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers; I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean; I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!

17. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

18. How is the situation

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..:-P

19. I Miss You

M: My lovely wife. I: Is i am wrong in my sms? S: Sex is not only thing in the life. S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also. Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan. O: Our life […]

20. What if you don't see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?" The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'! Monday passed and he didnt see her...... Tuesday and wednesday passed too..... On thursday his swelling became better And now […]

21. Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

22. Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married mumtaz's sister. Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???

23. To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

24. Friends and friendship

Friends and friendship It's a package of "Feelings" Nobody can "Make" it, Nobody can "Break" it, Nobody can "Explain" it, Only "I" and "U" can "FEEL" it.

25. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

26. A man went to hell

A man went to hell and asked the Yamraj if he can call his wife. yamraj said "u can do that" after man spoke to his wife.. he asked how much to pay yamraj yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"

27. I will take either side

A lawyer saw an auto accident on street. He rushed over and started handing out business cards saying: I saw the whole thing.. I will take either side.

28. Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

29. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

30. Free Calls To Pakistan

Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]

31. I am using your wife

A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]

32. Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives "Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service".

33. Enjoy your time... Good Night

Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams‚ airline, All passengers on bed hug ur pillows, As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land. Enjoy your time‚¦“Good night‚