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1. New Year Wishes for Clients & Customers: Business Greetings

These New Year messages are for the people who keep your business going: clients, regular customers, partners and suppliers. They thank people for their trust without turning into a sales pitch. New Year wishes for clients Thank you for trusting us with your work this year. It has been a pleasure working with you. Wishing […]

2. What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill […]

3. Company making tissues

A business wordplay joke about people who stick their noses into things. Man 1: "I m Always Delighted When People Stick Their Noses In My Business." Man 2: "Why, What Do You Do?" Man 1: "i've A Company, Make Tissue Papers ..." ;->

4. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will […]

5. Hurt when one changes

LOVE Has 4 Letters, But So Does HATE FRIENDS Have 7 Letters, But So Does ENEMIES TRUTH Has 5 Letters, But So Does LYING; It Hurts When One Changes Into Another

6. Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho

A mock complaint about a friend who uses the friendship like a free SMS package — send one message, collect ten favors, forward and grow. Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

7. Life is great travel trip

Life is a great travel trip... Problem is that it doesnt come with a map. We've to search our own ways to reach the Destinations...!

8. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

A wife's theological question about why husbands don't get their wives in paradise leads straight to her husband's most comfortable answer yet. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

9. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

10. The King, queen & chess

A chess metaphor explaining the power difference between husbands and wives. Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

11. Ticket checker to a saint

A clever wordplay joke about religious birthplaces set on a train. In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

12. Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

13. Millions Of People Write Love Letters.

Millions of people write love letters. But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me, Just imagine how lucky i m! Great words said by . . . ** dust bin **

14. Great message at reception of company

Great Message written at the reception of a corporate company.. We don't pay you for having "brains" We only reward "you" for using them "intelligently"

15. Advertisement of wife wanted

One day a man inserted an 'advertisement' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

16. 1 pathan aero plane mein

Pathan grabs the pilot's headphones mid-flight — he paid for the ticket, so why should the pilot get the music to himself? 1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p

17. Message of the year

A quick one-liner explaining why women live longer — they don't have wives. Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!

18. New Year Greetings & Card Messages

Not sure what to write inside a New Year card? Below are greetings for family, friends, colleagues and clients, formal and religious wording, and short lines to sign off with. New Year greetings for family Welcome New Year..We look forward to you..A year of wonderful happiness..A year of good health..A year of great success..A year […]

19. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

20. What if you don't see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?" The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'! Monday passed and he didnt see her...... Tuesday and wednesday passed too..... On thursday his swelling became better And now […]

21. Mere love letters wapis karo

A girl returns all the love letters after refusing marriage — but the boy has been keeping a very full basket of hers too. Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain […]

22. To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

23. Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

24. I am using your wife

A message about using a neighbor's wife that turns out to be about WiFi. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I […]

25. Enjoy your time... Good Night

Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams‚ airline, All passengers on bed hug ur pillows, As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land. Enjoy your time‚¦“Good night‚

26. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

27. Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule... Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide???

28. Murday say lipat kar roti hain

A husband figures the neighbors' wives will at least show real emotion at his funeral, and makes his arrangements accordingly. Husband: jab men mar jaon to hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana... Wife: wo Q? Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy say lipat lipat kr roti hen...

29. Delivery is free in PIZZA HUT

Sardar takes his wife in labour to Pizza Hut instead of the hospital — because delivery is free there. Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha, sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole "oye u don't know delivery is free in PIZZA […]

30. Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

31. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

32. May life lead you 2 great happiness

Wish you a very happy birthday May life lead you 2 great happiness success and hope dat all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day.

33. Free Calls To Pakistan

Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]