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To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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The biggest enemy of success is "Fear of failure" So when FEAR knocks at your DOOR, send COURAGE to open the DOOR and success will wait for you.
Relating Success With Suffering. Success and suffering are vitally & organically linked. If you succeed without suffering, it is because someone suffered for you; if you suffer without succeeding, it is in order that some 1 else may succeed after you. Good morning!
Don't define ur failure by looking at somebody's Success. Also don't define ur Success by looking at somebody's failure. Set ur own targets everyday to break!
If you talk or say something after you think about it this is not a success. If you think and talk or say something this is you success of your life.
There is No Royal Road to Success, But after Success Every Road Becomes Royal, Best wishes for those who believe in Struggle!
Dont read success story. Read only failure story, B'coz, failure story you get new idea to win, from Success story you get only message. Good morning to u
For true success ask yourself these four questions: Why? Why not? Why not me? Why not now? (James Allen)
There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know‚¦ (Roger H. Lincoln)
Don't See Others Doing Better Than You Beat Your Own Records Everyday Because Success Is a Fight Between YOU and YOURSELF
DREAM - More THINK - High CHOOSE - Best ANALYZE - Twice PLAN - Perfect BE - Confident WORK - Hard EXECUTE - Well Then SUCCESS - Is YOURS ... :)
"In Order To Succeed Your Desire For SUCCESS Should Be Greater Than Your Fear Of FAILURE ..."
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. Good Luck
The secret of success in any Relationship lies In turning 0ne alphabet upside down- 'ME' To Be Turned Into 'WE' ... =)
People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success. (Norman Vincent Peale)
Success Formula- =>Never Be Late =>Live Simple =>Expect Little =>Work More =>Smile Always =>Think Positive =>Don't Argue =>Be Confident-
Success Formula, B sweet as honey B regular as clock B fresh as rose B soft as tissue B hard as rock & B sure as death
Success is a vehicle Which moves on a wheel Named "smart work" But The journey is impossible Without the fuel named "self confidence!!"
Success always hugs you in private...! but Failure always slaps you in the public That's Life
In this world people will always throw stones in the path of ur success, it depends on you... What you make from them a wall or a bridge
Success is like tip of the tail !!! If cat runs to catch the tail. It has to keep running forever. But if it walks in its own style. Tail follows!! Live life with your own rules....
May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarak
Management fundamental for success ... : If you don't like any rule , just follow it reach the top and then change the rule
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May this new year be a step forward, In leading you to new adventures, New roads to explore and new success to reach! Happy New Year 2021
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When a married man says: "I'll think about it" , What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d
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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.