2 Wise advices for married peoples

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)

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  1. I was a fool when I married you.

    2. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

  2. Wise saying of Hakeem Luqman

    3. From the Wise Saying Of Hakeem Luqman: * If u r in prayer, take care of your Heart, * If u r eating, take care of your Throat, * If u r in another man's house, take care of ur Eyes, * If u r talking to close person, take care of ur tongue.

  3. Bachelor or Married again

    4. Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]

  4. Because married men are more obedient.

    5. Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

  5. It is wrong to sleep with married women.

    6. Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

  6. Hold good peoples around

    7. Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone, But sometimes we don't have anyone when we need someone. So,hold good peoples around & never let your friends go!

  7. Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...

    8. 15 years back Parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Now-A-Days Parents wants their boy to get married to a good girl

  8. Best month to get married

    9. 1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..? 2nd Man: Octemb ruary 1st Man: Don't Be Silly, There Is No Such Month 2nd Man: Exactly

  9. Cost to get married

    10. A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

  10. Definition of most successful married life

    11. Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . "Yet to be seen"

  11. Peoples realize their hearts desire

    12. Many peoples realize their hearts' desires late in life Continue learning Never stop striving & Keep Ur curiosity sharp & You'll never become too old 2 appreciate life ~ Good Morning ~

  12. Best Advice is to ignore advices

    13. Best Advice . . . . "Ignore Advices " Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others... live it the way you want..!

  13. Desperate to get married

    14. Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

  14. Most memorable peoples

    15. The Most Memorable People In Life Will Be The People.. Who Loved You When You Weren't Very Lovable

  15. Peoples hate / loves me because...

    16. I know lots of people hate me because i am 2 bad but, few people surely love me because they know that my little goodness is not fake.

  16. Difference between Special and Important peoples!

    17. Special Is Different From Important. Special Is Someone You Will Never Forget For The Rest Of Your Life. Important Is Someone You Need For The Rest Of Your Life.

  17. Fail to understand the feelings of close peoples

    18. Some Time We Fail 2 Understand the Feelings of very Close People in our Life Because a Book held very Nearer 2 Eyes is very Difficult 2 read.

  18. Mother's Day Message To Newly Married / Mother-To-Be!

    19. You're going to have a ball...and a baby!!! Happy Mother's Day To The Mother-To-Be!

  19. Wife : Do you want dinner?

    20. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

  20. Why should I ?

    21. A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The Answer Came: "Why Should I ? :-P

    22. Very nice collection of wise quotes, wise words, wise saying, old wise saying and wise sms quotes in English, hindi and roman urdu.

  22. Our friendship means a lot to me.

    23. Our friendship means a lot to me. U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh. U jump out of the window I look down & then . . . I laugh again

  23. I will think about it

    24. When a married man says- "I'll think about it", What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P Lolz

  24. Doesn't know his wife's opinion

    25. When a married man says: "I'll think about it" , What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d

  25. Difference between wife & saali

    26. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

  26. I want my child to laugh

    27. Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

    28. Birthday Text / Birthday sms is the easiest way to tell your friend or family that you remember them. A happy birthday sms (which is sent on time, as soon at the clock strikes 12) is a signal to be alerted and ready to receive tons of birthday sms messages, birthday compliments, birthday wishes sms. […]

  28. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    29. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  29. To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

    30. Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

  30. Loosing your vision

    31. A Blind Man once asked a Wise man: "Can there be anything worse than losing your Eye Sight?" The Wise Man replied: "Yes.. Losing your 'VISION'

  31. Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

    32. Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol? When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself, that is ignorance! & When i look at u & i don't laugh, thats called self control:-)

  32. Any boyfriend before marriage

    33. Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

  33. By wife ....

    34. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]