Best month to get married

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1. Because married men are more obedient.

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

2. The blessed month of Ramadan

It's the month when the devils are chained, the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened. It's the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness. It's the blessed month of ramadhan. May Allah shower his blessings and grant you forgiveness in this holy month.

3. I was a fool when I married you.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

4. Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...

15 years back Parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Now-A-Days Parents wants their boy to get married to a good girl

5. A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

6. Love filled Valentine Month..!!

Send this at the start of February to get someone excited about the whole Valentine's month. Works for couples and crushes equally. Its d Month of Kisses,Surprises, Proposals n Dates, Chocolates n Gifts, Hugs n LuvSongs It's feb.. Wishng u a Love filled Valentine Month..!!

7. Cost to get married

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

8. 2 Wise advices for married peoples

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them...)

9. Definition of most successful married life

Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . "Yet to be seen"

10. Happy new month of JUNE

Happy new month I pray the month of june will bring forth to our life: J...joyful noise. U..unlimited favour. N..new mercy. E..everlasting grace

11. Wishing Blessed Month of Christmas!!

It is d month of Cakes n Candles, Snow n Songs, Carols n Joys, Laughter n Love, Its DECEMBER.. Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!

12. May this Ramadan be month of blessings

May this Ramadan be month of blessings, A month full of forgivenesses & guidences for you and your family! Amen Ramadan Kareem Mubarak

13. Bachelor or Married again

Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]

14. It is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

15. Happy last month of the year

A December message asking God to finish your remaining goals before the year ends. Happy last month of the year May God achieve your all remaining goals in this last month of the year, Whatever u havn't completd in 11 months Ameen!

16. The holy month of Ramadan begins

A Ramadan greeting for when the crescent moon appears and the holy month begins. As the crescent moon is sighted... And the holy month of Ramadan begins... May Allah bless you with happiness and grace your home with warmth & peace !

17. Blessed in the holy month of ramadan

Mixed English and Roman Urdu Ramadan greeting combining moon-sighting imagery with a dua asking Allah to bless the recipient through the holy month. Ramadan ka chand daikha, Rozay ki dua mangi, Roshan sitara daikha, Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi, May Almight Allah bless you with his blessing in the holy month of Ramadan Ameen

18. This Is The Month Of Candies

This Is The Month Of Candies, Cakes, Coolness, Snows, X 'Mas Songs, X'Mas Sandals, Etc... So Enjoy The Every Moment With Peace & Happiness.

19. Ramadan is a month of Allah

Ramadan is a month of Allah Whose beginning is Mercy Whose middle is Forgiveness Whose end is Freedom from Fire

20. Beginning of a new month or year

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year.

21. Wishing u 1 month of ramadan

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan, 4 weeks of barkat, 30 days of forgiveness, 720 hours of guidance, 43200 minutes of purification, 2592000 secs of Nuur..!! Ramadan Mubarak

22. The holy month of Ramadan

The holy month of Ramadan, For all Muslims has begun. Praising Allah through the day, From dawn to dusk we fast and pray. We pay zakah (charity) for those in need, Trying hard to do good deeds. Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.

23. Desperate to get married

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

24. Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Wife says the doctor prescribed rest in some foreign country; husband's immediate suggestion is to find another doctor. Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

25. Mother's Day Message To Newly Married / Mother-To-Be!

A lighthearted Mother's Day text for someone who's expecting or just started their parenting journey. You're going to have a ball...and a baby!!! Happy Mother's Day To The Mother-To-Be!

26. A WORD of....

A WORD of.... DID is a word of ACHIEVEMENT WONT is a word of RETREAT MIGHT is a word of BEREAVEMENT CANT is a word of DEFEAT OUGHT is a word of DUTY TRY is a word of each HOUR WILL is word of BEAUTY But CAN is the word of POWER

27. Aik ------- larki

A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word. Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge […]

28. Why should I ?

A Question Asked In A Talent Test If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife? The Answer Came: "Why Should I ? :-P

29. How to Say I Miss You in a Secret Message: Riddles, Puzzles and Codes

Want to tell someone you miss them without saying it straight out? Send one of these coded texts and let them work it out. Every puzzle below has been checked letter by letter, and the answer is printed under it. The original secret "I miss you" riddle This is a secret msg send only 4 […]

30. How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist?

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship when U exist.

31. The fishermen love me, ut doctors hate me

Solve this riddle:- "The Fishermen love me. But doctors hate me. Kids want 2 eat me. I am a 13 letter word, Who am I? Hint _H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

32. This is a smart test

This is a smart test, try 2 solve it R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E Send answer if u r a genius. It's only 1 word. Solve n reply

33. Din se roshan, raat say siyah

A clue-chain riddle with religious and everyday hints — bright by day, dark by night, a five-letter word starting with M — no confirmed answer yet. Din se roshan.. rat se siah.. khaoo to haram.. piyo to halal.. aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai.. mard din main teen martaba.. quran main 5 dafa […]