Mehangi chiz on birthday

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1. Girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don

A boy asks his friend what birthday gift to get his beautiful girlfriend, and the friend has a very different idea. Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)

2. Remember your wife birthday

The most effective way 2 remember ur wife's birthday is 2 forget it once.

3. Your birthday be perfect for you!

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy; I hope all of your wishes come true. May each hour and minute be filled with delight, And your birthday be perfect for you!

4. Qeemti na kar dost,,, mahengi chiz

Roman Urdu sardonic couplet: the speaker asks not to be priced too high, since people who cannot afford fine things tend to walk away. Itna qeemti na kar khud ko aye dost...! Hum Ghareeb log hain, Mehangi cheez aksar choor detay hain...!

5. Observe your birthday now

As we observe your birthday now, Your cake and gifts don't matter much. These common things aren't really you, Ribbons, paper hats and such. We celebrate a person who Brings happiness to everyone, Someone who gives more than she gets, And fills our lives with joy and fun. So Happy Birthday, and many more! We […]

6. 12 O'Clock Birthday Wishes to Send at Midnight

Being the first text they see on their birthday means something. Set an alarm for 11:59, pick one of these and hit send as the clock turns 12. 12 o'clock birthday wishes for your love Before the clock strikes 12,let me take the opportunity,to let you know that you,have grown a year more...Happy birthday It's […]

7. Some words of wisdom on ur birthday

A birthday message with a pause before the punchline — words of wisdom that make you smile. On your birthday, I would like to give you some words of wisdom . . . . . . . Smile while you still have teeth. :D Many many happy returns of the day

8. Happy birthday 2 u

Happy birthday 2 u, happy birthday 2 u! u were born in d zoo' u were born in d zoo' with d monkeys 'n donkeys dats looks just like u!

9. Super Duper Happy Birthday: Meaning and Wishes

Someone wished you a super duper birthday, or you want to send that kind of loud, happy wish yourself? Here's what the phrase means and plenty of wishes to pick from. What does super duper birthday mean? "Super duper" is an informal, playful English phrase that means extremely good or wonderful. So "wishing you a […]

10. Your way happy birthday

A birthday wish for a friend, packed with warm thoughts and a prayer that the finest things find their way to them. I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u This comes with many Loving thoughts & warm wishes I send 2 u, May ur day be filled with laughter On this ur special […]

11. Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai

Claims you know nothing of sorrow or heartbreak — because you've always licked envelopes shut rather than sealing them with tears. Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai, Tumhain kia pata gum kisay kehtay hain, Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai, Tum nay to hamesha . . . thook se hi envolope chipkaya hay :-) […]

12. What gift you want for your birthday

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

13. I know its your birthday 2day

I know its your birthday 2day.. I am sure you'll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS"

14. I may not be by your side 2 wish u wonderful birthday

I may not be by your side.. Celebrating your special day with you.. But i want you to know that i am thinking of you & wishing you a wonderful birthday !

15. Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you, Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared. Dun forget bout our friendship, that we've shared.

16. Life is very short .. happy birthday

Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Dont lose your confidence Go always ahead. Happy Birthday

17. Birthday defined by a philospher

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!

18. Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai

A teacher poses a riddle: what flies in the air and also gives birth? The answer is an air hostess. Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain, Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

19. Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

Congratulations to you, my old friend, Birthday wishes to you, I do send. You look good for your age, I could say, But you look good to me any day. When I look in the mirror, I sigh, 'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie. You're aging like me, so you surely can see That […]

20. Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak ... birthday mubarak

A poetic Roman Urdu birthday greeting pairing roses with gardens and lovers with beloveds, culminating in a heartfelt birthday wish. Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak.. Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak.. Chand ko Chandni Mubarak.. Ashiq ko uski Mehbooba Mubarak... Hamari taraf se aap ko ... Naya Janam Din Mubarak

21. "HaPpY BirThDaY 2 U MY Dear FRIEND

"happy birth da 2 U" May ALLAH give u lots of such joys & happy moments. May U live long & live happy. May worries, thoughts,angers & bad lucks remain away 4m u. I wish u good luck. A nice & lovely life 2 come. Bright & joyful future & all the goods that U […]

22. Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p

A wife wants to be taken somewhere expensive, and her husband delivers — in a way that reflects the real price of things. Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

23. Husband - tum kon hoo ?

Husband asks wife who she is; when she protests he'd forgotten her, he says alcohol erases every sorrow. Husband - tum kon hoo Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

24. 1 horror movie dekhi

Husband describes a horror film where a creature circled him menacingly; wife asks which film — it was their wedding video. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

25. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

A husband carrying his wife's coffin explains a dog bit her; the long queue of men behind him are all waiting to borrow that dog. Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa […]

26. Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

A wife accuses her husband of wanting her dead for her belongings — and he denies it, citing far worse luck than Zardari's. Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai'n tumhari ho jaye'n ... Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan???

27. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

28. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

29. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

A wife's theological question about why husbands don't get their wives in paradise leads straight to her husband's most comfortable answer yet. Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

30. Husband wife mein larai hoi

A husband and wife have a fight, she tells him dinner is poison, and his response shows he heard her perfectly. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

31. Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

32. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

A husband justifies hitting his wife by saying you only hurt the ones you love. She hits him back twice — to prove she loves him too. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap […]

33. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

A wife in an argument tells her husband his brain is full of cow dung, and his comeback is completely deadpan. Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??