Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p

Hindi Funny SMS

A wife wants to be taken somewhere expensive, and her husband delivers — in a way that reflects the real price of things.

Wife:"
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji"
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..."
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

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