Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

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1. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

2. Angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

3. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

4. Meaning of thanks

Do u know the meaning of Thanks? It means.. T-ten H-hugs A-and N-nine Ks-kisses thats why girls always says Thanks to boys And boys say.. its my pleasure :-)

5. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

6. Wife: What is so interesting in me

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

7. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

8. Wife: If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

9. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

10. Husband aur wife in hotel

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

11. Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

12. Wife treats husband

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

13. Wife comes home late at night

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she […]

14. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

15. Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

16. Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

17. What is d meaning of SMS ?

What is d meaning of SMS ? Share My Sweetness, Search My Soul, Seek My Sweet Heart, Succeed My Smartness, See My Smile, So Keep Sending SMS.

18. Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you

19. Meaning of Friendship : -

Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER R-------RESPONCIBLE I-------INTELLIGENT E-------EAGER TO MAIL N-------NICE D-------DIVINE S-------SIMPLE H-------HEARTLY I-------INTERSTED P-------PEACEFUL

20. ‎"MEANING OF TRUE LOVE"

‎"MEANING OF TRUE LOVE" To feel someone in every heartbeat... To find someone in every thought.... To see someone with closed eyes.... To miss someone without any reason...

21. Meaning of Hugs!

Meaning of Hugs:- H- appy feelings shared U- niversally warm & fuzzy G- reat 2 give & 2 receive S- ure 2 make anyone's day I hope this “HUG”. Makes ur day brighter.

22. Meaning of Pakistan in 2008

Meaning of Pakistan in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity

23. True meaning of study

What is the true meaning of 'Study'?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

24. Meaning of some colors

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck, black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness, So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u good luck

25. Doesn't know his wife's opinion

When a married man says: "I'll think about it" , What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d

26. Explain the meaning of colors to blind

A beautiful thought!! The person who can explain the meaning of color to a blind can explain anything & everything in life!

27. Husband sent a text to his wife at night

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of […]

28. Meaning of kisses

Different types of kisses and their meaning Kiss On The Forehead ->"Forever you Will Be Mine" Kiss On The Ear ->"I'm romantic" Kiss On The Cheek ->"We're Friends" Kiss On The Hand ->"I Adore You" Kiss On The Neck ->"We Belong Together" Kiss On The Shoulder ->"I Want You" Kiss On The Lips ->"I Love […]

29. If u were my husband / wife

If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.

30. True meaning of friendship:

True meaning of friendship: Where there is no compromise in telling the secret. And there is no secret for which u need to compromise.

31. Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

32. An intelligent wife

''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P

33. Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life

Do U Know The Meaning Of Healthy Life 1 Hour Exercise 2 Time Bath 3 Time Eat 5 Times Pray 6 Hour Sleep 8 Hour Work 1 Min Thinking Of Me