An intelligent wife

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P

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  1. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    2. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  2. 1st ever intelligent sardar.

    3. 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

  3. Wife said I'm dying

    4. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  4. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

    5. Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

  5. Husband aur wife in hotel

    6. Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

  6. Angry wife to her husband

    7. An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

  7. Wife came home with a goat.

    8. Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

  8. Wife: If I die what will u do?

    9. Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

  9. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

    10. wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

  10. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

    11. Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

  11. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

    12. A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

  12. Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

    13. Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife From 10 GirlFriends. Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Women, There"s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

  13. Husband to a newly wed wife

    14. Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

  14. Stupids, intelligent and trouble

    15. The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts. (SHAKESPEARE)

  15. Husband sent a text to his wife at night

    16. Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of […]

  16. Wife : Do you want dinner?

    17. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

  17. Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

    18. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands allday. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

  18. Difference between wife & saali

    19. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

  19. Buying a diamond ring for wife

    20. Wife : I saw in my dream that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me . . . Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill

  20. Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience

    21. Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

  21. If u were my husband / wife

    22. If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee If you were my wife I would drink it.

  22. Husband, wife & spare tyre

    23. HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

  23. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

    24. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

  24. Add wife, have life :p

    25. If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life :p

  25. Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

    26. Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever

  26. By wife ....

    27. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

  27. Happy Mother's Day To Wife!

    28. You are one fabulous wife. You are a brilliant mother. You are a phenomenal woman. All that you do makes my life more wonderful than you may ever know. Happy Mother's Day To My Dearest Wife!

  28. I am using your wife

    29. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]

  29. Wife: What is so interesting in me

    30. Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

  30. Wife comes home late at night

    31. Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two! She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she […]

  31. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

    32. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]

  32. A Blind wife and a deaf husband.

    33. A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne

  33. Wife treats husband

    34. A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]