Husband to a newly wed wife

Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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  13. Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

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  21. Wife said I'm dying

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