1 takleef de skata hon?

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A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

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  6. Qeema nikalne ki machine

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  11. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

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