1 takleef de skata hon?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

A polite Lucknowi nawab tries his formal courtesy on a Sardar — and gets a very different kind of response.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

Related SMS

  1. allah ka de hoi takleef

    2. Roman Urdu reminder of a divine statement: anyone who cannot accept the trials Allah sends should look for another Lord. Allah Ta'Aalla farmata hai jo meri de hoi takleef per saber na kry meri raza mein razi na ho usy cahye wo koi or rab talash kr ly

  2. Lekin rehnay do

    3. Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe keh daitey ho khuda hafiz, faisla mein bhi suna sakti hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum ne jo baat ki dil ko dukhaney wali, us per main muskura b sakta hun, lekin […]

  3. How are you ?

    4. An extremely formal and flowery passage in high classical Urdu that unfolds over many lines — and translates into two words of English. Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hamein apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh […]

  4. Pani dene se pehle boil...

    5. A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival. Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

  5. Main churail hoon

    6. A witch stops a Sardar in a jungle and announces what she is. Sardar says he knows — one of them lives at his house. A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.

  6. Kisi k pass job ho to batayega

    7. A polite job-seeking SMS from a very recognizable name, complete with a promise to send his CV when needed. Salam pyare! Agar apke pas ya ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega. Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga. Aapka bhai, Pervez Musharraf.

  7. AAP (S.A.W) per 1 bar darood parhta hai

    8. Roman Urdu narration of Jibrail (A.S) telling the Prophet that the blessings earned by a single Durood recitation are beyond counting. Hopeful and motivating. 1 DIN Hazrat Jibrail (A.S) Huzoor (S.A.W) k paas aye or kaha ALLAH ne mujhey itni taqat di hay k main sari dunia k darakhton k pattay gin sakta hon or […]

  8. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

    9. A Sardar finds a lion in his bathroom and calmly tells it to go ahead, for reasons that become clear immediately after. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay […]

  9. Subah 5 baje phansi

    10. A Sardar is sentenced to a 5am execution and finds it genuinely funny — for a very practical reason. Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.! hehehe:d

  10. Response is the powerful tool

    11. "Response" Is One Of The Powerful Tool To Occupy A Place In Someone's 'HEART' Always Give The Best Response To The Person Who Cares For You

  11. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

    12. A Sardar fare-negotiation joke where he wins the price argument by agreeing to take on the rickshaw driver's job himself. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

  12. 3 sardar after exam

    13. A classic Roman Urdu Sardar joke where three students all claim they left their papers blank — until the third one reveals the twist. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

  13. Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

    14. Sardar is asked what he'd do if he felt hot — sit near the AC; still hot? Turn it on. Deadpan logic joke. Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar […]

  14. Ullu ka patta

    15. A teenage boy turns down a comfortable room out of propriety, meets an attractive girl in the morning, and realizes too late who she is. A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home. Aunty: Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, Bittu Ke Room Me Boy: […]

  15. Tu to ghar ja..!

    16. A Sardar and his son get lost in the jungle — the Sardar beats the boy and delivers advice that only makes sense on very slow reflection. Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya. Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola: . . . […]

  16. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

    17. Sardar lists every possible life problem for God to send him — God interrupts and tells him to just say he wants a wife. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

  17. chicken bohut maze ki bani hai

    18. Sardar's wife made unusually tasty chicken; confesses the bird got a little burnt so she applied Burnol (burn ointment) to it. Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

  18. Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

    19. A Sardar takes "matches made in heaven" completely literally, leading to a regrettable trip to the tailor before the misunderstanding surfaces. Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain? Sardar 2:Aasman par Pehla:Abay shit yaar Dosra: Kia howa? Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya

  19. Diwali ke subh apsar per

    20. Formal Hindi Diwali SMS extending good wishes to all countrymen, praying for truth to triumph and for everyone to have loved ones nearby. diwali ke subh apsar per Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye. Ish tyohar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe […]

  20. Daal suppose ki hoi hay

    21. A Sardar eating plain bread dipped in an empty plate explains that he is a mathematician and the dal has simply been "supposed" into existence. 1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha .... kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho.. sardar answered i am a mathematician […]

  21. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    22. A thief steals a Sardar's phone and runs — Sardar laughs, because the charger is still in his pocket and he knows exactly what that means. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere […]

  22. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy

    23. Three sardars can't split a bed fairly; one sleeps on the floor; the other immediately invites him back up now there's room. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper […]

  23. Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko

    24. Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko EID MUBARAK

  24. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

    25. A Sardar heat joke where the solution to feeling uncomfortably warm while sitting beside an air conditioner is to consider turning it on. Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

  25. 1 pathan airhostess se

    26. Sardar tells the air hostess she looks just like his wife; she slaps him; he says: same habit too. 1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"

  26. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

    27. A Sardar lies on train tracks citing a past near-miss with a plane as evidence he's completely invincible. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

  27. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

    28. Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

  28. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

    29. Sardar hit by a truck is still shaking; explains why: the truck had 'Phir Milenge' (See You Again) written on the back. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha "Phir Milenge"

  29. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .

    30. A Sardar restaurant joke where the waiter's answers about a chicken's missing body parts become progressively pointed — the last one landing the real insult. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si

  30. Car ki speed kion barha di

    31. A Sardar driving joke where brake failure leads to the immediate decision to get home as fast as possible before something goes wrong. Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di...?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar […]

  31. Sardar 2 doctor

    32. A Sardar tells his doctor he can't see people when talking — and the symptom turns out to describe a feature common to every phone call. Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

  32. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

    33. Sardar tears off a fly's wings and tells it to fly; when it doesn't, he concludes flies without wings simply can't hear. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

  33. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

    34. A frog picks a fight with a Sardar about having no brain, then jumps into water — and the Sardar draws his own alarming conclusion about why. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?