1 takleef de skata hon?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

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    2. Allah Ta'Aalla farmata hai jo meri de hoi takleef per saber na kry meri raza mein razi na ho usy cahye wo koi or rab talash kr ly

  2. Main churail hoon

    3. A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.

  3. ik bar mujh say door ja k daikh kabhi

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  4. Lawyer to sardar

    5. Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

  5. Kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

    6. Tanha tha is duniya ki bheer main Socha koi nahin mery taqdeer main Aik din aap ne dosti ka hath barhaya To laga kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main

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    7. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

  7. Qeema nikalne ki machine

    8. Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia. Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.

  8. Lekin rehnay do

    9. Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe keh daitey ho khuda hafiz, faisla mein bhi suna sakti hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum ne jo baat ki dil ko dukhaney wali, us per main muskura b sakta hun, lekin […]

  9. Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon

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  10. chicken bohut maze ki bani hai

    11. Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

  11. Katori utha aur shuru ho ja

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    13. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

  13. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......

    14. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Najaney Kiyoon Mera Kajal Jab Bhi Dalo Ankhon Main Ab Aksar Phail Jata Hai Tum To Jantey Ho In Dino Bohat Hi Thand Hoti Hai Tab Hi Hai Surkh Meri Naak Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Kaha To Hai Yunhi Buss Bheega Hai Aanchal Ka Kona Choro Tum Fiker Mat […]

  14. Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh

    15. Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh Mujh Ko Ungliyaan phair Ke BAloon Main Sulla Deh Mujh Ko Jis Tarah Faltu Guldaan Paray Rehtay Hain Apne Ghar Ke Kisi Konay Se Lagga Deh Mujh Ko Yaad Kar Ke Mujhe Takleef He Hoti Hogii Aik Kissa Hoon Purana Sa Bhulla Deh Mujh Ko Doobtay Doobtay Awaaz Teri […]

  15. Katoon si chubhti hai Tanhai

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  16. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    17. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

  17. Pani dene se pehle boil...

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  18. Please bike taze na chalao

    19. Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

  19. AAP (S.A.W) per 1 bar darood parhta hai

    20. 1 DIN Hazrat Jibrail (A.S) Huzoor (S.A.W) k paas aye or kaha ALLAH ne mujhey itni taqat di hay k main sari dunia k darakhton k pattay gin sakta hon or pani k saray qatray or rait k saray zarray gin sakta hon lekin us aadmi per rehmat ki tadad nahin gin sakta jo AAP(S.A.W) […]

  20. 1 line main bol biwi chahiye

    21. Sardar: bhagwan mujhey dard day dukh day tension day mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan: abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

  21. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon

    22. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon Bhula kar apne sab gham Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane Tumhe […]

  22. Tu to ghar ja..!

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  23. Juda honay se darta hoon

    24. Lahoo ronay se darta hoon , juda honay se darta hoon , Meri aankhain batati hain k main sonay se darta hoon .. Meri unggli pakar laina mujhe tanha nahi karna, Ye dunya aik maila hai tumhain khonay se darta hoon... Jo hansti ho tu kyun palkoon k goshay bheeg jatay hain , Tumhain maloom […]

  24. Tumhara chand sa chehra..

    25. Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Mujhe bechain karta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Usi ehsaas ka nasha liye phirta hoon duniya main akela... Meri khatir sanwerta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Mujhe ye chandni raatein buhut bekaaif lagti hain... Jab meri aankhoun main ubharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Koi chehra […]

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  28. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

    29. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

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    30. Bohat chaha magar unhain bhula na sakay, Khalaon main kisi aur ko laa na sakay, Usko daikh k ansu to poch liye, Par kisi or ko daikh k muskura na sakay

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