Qeema nikalne ki machine

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar riding past horse droppings explains to his friend how impressed he is by the modern machinery installed on that stretch of road.

Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.

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