chicken bohut maze ki bani hai

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar's wife made unusually tasty chicken; confesses the bird got a little burnt so she applied Burnol (burn ointment) to it.

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?

Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.

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