What comes first the chicken or the egg ?

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2. Santa in court

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3. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

4. Birthday defined by a philospher

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6. Bachelor or Married again

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8. Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie

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9. Use + - / * to solve it

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10. Titanic was sinking.

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11. Why should I ?

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13. What does a woman want?

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14. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

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15. Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

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16. What a shot you made - santa singh

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17. Cable T.V

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18. I will never marry in my life

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19. Juda honay ka andaisha

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21. A Chini was in hospital.

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22. Why do men chase women?

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23. Never give up On something you really want.

Never give up On something you really want. It's difficult 2 wait but more difficult to regret...!

24. Kissing ur wife in ur home....

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25. Lion bounced on wife

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