An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Santa Banta SMS

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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  1. Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank

    2. This is not SMS, it's just an April Fool Trick Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

  2. Make your inside good

    3. If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force! "Inside Life ENDs!" But... If it Breaks from inside! "Life Begins!" "GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside! So try to make your inside GOOD!

  3. Slogan 0n The Toilet Wall

    4. Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall ... "Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I'll Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen ..."

  4. Inside and outside college

    5. The difference between inside & outside d 'College' gate is..? We played life inside & Life plays with us Outside.! Enjoy Every Moment While You are still inside :)

  5. Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

    6. In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

  6. Santa in court

    7. SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

  7. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

    8. Classic Santa-Banta format: someone rushes to tell Santa his house is flooded; Santa says impossible because he has the key. 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas […]

  8. What a shot you made - santa singh

    9. An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚

  9. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

    10. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

  10. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

    11. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

  11. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

    12. A Santa classroom joke where a translation exercise turns into a comically literal and rhythmically inventive English sentence. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

  12. Santa and his wife in office

    13. Santa discovers his wife sitting on the boss's lap during dictation and decides to quit — for a surprisingly oblivious reason. Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi […]

  13. Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!

    14. In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD :p

  14. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

    15. Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

  15. Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,

    16. Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART, Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS, From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWS Have a wonderful dream tonight? GOOD NIGHT

  16. Santa, Kachha and parosan

    17. A cheeky Santa laundry joke where hanging underwear next to the neighbor's clothes leads to a request that sounds worse than it actually is. Santa ne kachha dho k padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya, Aur awaz di Bhabi ji, Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena mai bhi kachha utar […]

  17. Friendship Lives Inside A Room

    18. Friendship Lives Inside A Room It Has A Door The Door Has A Key & The Key Is Trust If U Lose The Trust Friendship Can Never B Found

  18. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

    19. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

  19. Santa throw the butter out of the window?

    20. Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

  20. Santa & Mathematical conversion

    21. Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

  21. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

    22. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

  22. Santa's sexy wife

    23. 2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

  23. Titanic was sinking.

    24. Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!

  24. Desperate to get married

    25. Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

  25. Heart is like a bottle of perfume

    26. Heart is like a bottle of perfume. If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it.. If u keep it always open soon u will loose ur fragrance. So act wisely.

  26. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

    27. Police ask Santa why the thief didn't steal the TV; Santa says because he was sitting watching it at the time. Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

  27. Tumhari galat fahami hai

    28. Jeeto catches Santa swearing at her in his sleep, and Santa's defense of the accusation ends up being worse than the original complaint. Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

  28. Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

    29. A Santa-Banta riddle asking why a bald man visits the barber every single day — the punchline flips the question entirely. Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k

  29. uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

    30. Santa (Sardar joke) is crying at a bar — he wants to forget a girl but can't remember her name, so forgetting is impossible. Santa bar me ro raha tha. Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Aur kya karu?? Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

  30. Open to receive friends.

    31. Build a life that feels like home — heart inside, door open for friends, garden full of good memories. Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories €¦ of many good things.

  31. LIPTON di chah hai?

    32. A Santa-Banta wordplay joke where a simple question about Lipton tea leads to a cheeky misinterpretation that has nothing to do with the beverage. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

  32. Cable T.V

    33. Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

  33. I will never marry in my life

    34. Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.