Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

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  2. Santa's sexy wife

    3. 2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

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  6. What a shot you made - santa singh

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  7. An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

    8. An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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  17. Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

    18. Company offered Rs.500 for each money-saving idea submitted by it's employees. First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to Rs.250:p

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  19. Education, Money, Wife & Friendship

    20. Education gives Quality of Life! Money gives Quality of Respect! Wife gives Quality of Love! But Friendship gives Quality of Heart!

  20. Money Loss Nothing Loss

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  22. Cable T.V

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  23. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

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  27. Titanic was sinking.

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  28. Coffee and wine shop difference

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