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Rs.500 for each money-saving idea
Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it's employees.
First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p
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- Let your aim be better than before
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- Great message at reception of company
- May u may not get well that soon
"An Idea that is developed and put into Action is more important than an Idea that exists as an Idea only."
Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
I met money 1 day I said: U r just a piece of paper. Money smiled & said, ofcourse Im a piece of paper, but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.
Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)
Fresh air... fresh idea... fresh talent... fresh energy... i wish u to have a... special sunday.. marvellous monday... tasty tuesday... wonderful wednesday... thankful thursday... friendly friday... successful saturday... *have a great week ahead* and HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU
All say that love is more important than money.. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day, I found the rubberband!
If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If your friendship be love, I'll be luckiest man. But your friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man.
Wanna make money through Facebook...?? Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working...!! Lolz :-P
Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
Education gives Quality of Life! Money gives Quality of Respect! Wife gives Quality of Love! But Friendship gives Quality of Heart!
Money loss nothing loss time loss something loss but . . . . . . Character loss everything loss.
The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever, do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me, from d money which u r saving by not messaging me, so keep in touch :-)
Stop Having Set “Qualifications” For A LOVER, Being A Lover Isn’t A Job, And You re Not Hiring A Employee. And Yes, They Will Make Mistakes. Yes, They Will Be Different From What You Expected. They’re Human, And They Have No Idea What They Are Doing. But They Love You, And They Love Every Minute […]
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]
Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy
"I studied everything but never topped, But today the toppers of the best universities are my employees" (Bill Gates) Be creative
Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]
Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"
The Award for the most wonderful teacher has been declared and it goes to You. Wishing you a very Happy Teachers day!
A.r rehman was asked at his award function: "which is your best music?" he replied, "my next music" so let ur aim be better than before.
The best way to release office stress is To put your head on the table, snooze, yawn and say loud . . . . "Bhaar Main Jaye Company ...":D
Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense. U have no idea what is going to happen until U turn the page Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Eat together and not separately, for the blessings is associated with the company. (Ibn Majah).
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you want to start? New employee:In 3 months.
Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don't Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Silly tales.. T U V Tune […]
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
Man 1: "I m Always Delighted When People Stick Their Noses In My Business." Man 2: "Why, What Do You Do?" Man 1: "i've A Company, Make Tissue Papers ..." ;->
Great Message written at the reception of a corporate company.. We don't pay you for having "brains" We only reward "you" for using them "intelligently"
May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy the company of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals with the vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher? Please tell me even i don"t know.