Money is just a piece of paper

Misc SMS Jokes

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havnt seen a dustbin in my life.

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  2. SEND me all UR MONEY

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  3. Save treed on paper

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  4. eXams are there, at the paper u stare

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  5. I'm a PAPER, u can write ur feelings

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  6. Successful people make money

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  7. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

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  9. Rs.500 for each money-saving idea

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  10. Love more important than money

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  11. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

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  12. Money wrapped in a rubber band?

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  13. If ur friendship be money

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  14. Want to make money through facebook?

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  16. Money Loss Nothing Loss

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  17. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

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  19. Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c

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  20. Height of coolness

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  21. Give everything 2 enjoy life

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  22. Some of the best moments in life..

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  23. Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu

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  24. Keep in touch

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  27. Cover your answer sheet

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  28. Before and after marriage

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  29. Hindi Happy Valentines Message

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  30. Feelings are many but words r few

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  31. Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

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  32. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

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