Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

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A cynical one-liner about money, trees, and who girls would date.

"If Money Ever Grew On Trees
Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"

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  2. Monkeys play football

    3. Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

  3. I'm mind blowing

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  4. It's a girls world

    5. It's a girls world If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless! If girl talks sweetly she is charming, If boy talks sweetly he's flirt, If girl is silent, she's feeling sad, If a boy is silent, he's being rude If girls walk in a group it's a group, […]

  5. It's the things that satisfies your mind

    6. It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

  6. Never joke with brainless girls

    7. Girl: What You'll Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: " I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..." Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls

  7. The mind of man can achieve

    8. Napoleon Hill's timeless line about what the mind can conceive, believe, and achieve. What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind of man can achieve. (Napoleon Hill)

  8. Stop looking at girls

    9. Aftr engagemnt! Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

  9. Imagination is the workshop of your mind

    10. All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination, Imagination is the workshop of your mind, capable of turning mind energy into accomplishment and wealth. (Napoleon Hill)

  10. Girls are like apples on trees.

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  11. Imagine world without girls

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    13. The classic phone metaphor applied to girls — cheeky but very shareable. Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

  13. Reason for crying of girls/boys

    14. A quick observation about why girls cry for a thousand reasons but boys just one. Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: "GIRL"

  14. A boys eye / girls heart

    15. A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

  15. I've changed my mind!

    16. Sam: I Have Changed My Mind. Ali : Good So Does This One Work Better?

  16. I'm trying to free your mind.

    17. I'm trying to free your mind. But I can only show you the door. You're the one That has to walk through it.

  17. The mind is like a clock

    18. The mind is like a clock That is constantly running down ... It has to be wound Up daily with good thoughts ... Don't go through life, Grow through life

  18. I wont forget you

    19. I was on a ship thinking of you. when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean. then i promised myself that until someone finds it. i wont forget you.

  19. I wont die for my love

    20. "If my love fails I won't die for her.." Because she might get a lover again. But for my Mom, she Never get a son like me again.!

  20. Don't Love someone then change your mind

    21. Don't Say You Love Someone And Then Change Your Mind ... Love Isn't Like Picking What Movie You Want To Watch

  21. Girls look beautiful because....

    22. Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because

  22. Be true to both your mind and heart

    23. All the right things are not always possible and all the possible things are not always right. so, be true to both your mind and heart then you will never go wrong.

  23. They wont laugh if you trip

    24. You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

  24. The secret of health for both mind and body

    25. The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, nor to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. (Buddha)

  25. Smile and good thoughts in mind

    26. *"Always"* Welcome A New Day With A *"Smile"* On Ur *"Lips"*& *""*"Good"*""* *"Thoughts"* *In Mind* *GOOD MORNING*

  26. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

    27. A backhanded observation aimed at girls with attitude — disguised as advice. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . . . . Sweety ! Don't Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You..! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

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