Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

"If Money Ever Grew On Trees
Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"

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  1. Monkeys play football

    2. Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

  2. I'm mind blowing

    3. Keep a special place 4 me in your heart, Not in your mind. keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u Because people Say I M Mind blowing

  3. The mind of man can achieve

    4. What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind of man can achieve. (Napoleon Hill)

  4. It's the things that satisfies your mind

    5. It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

  5. Imagination is the workshop of your mind

    6. All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination, Imagination is the workshop of your mind, capable of turning mind energy into accomplishment and wealth. (Napoleon Hill)

  6. I've changed my mind!

    7. Sam: I Have Changed My Mind. Ali : Good So Does This One Work Better?

  7. I'm trying to free your mind.

    8. I'm trying to free your mind. But I can only show you the door. You're the one That has to walk through it.

  8. The mind is like a clock

    9. The mind is like a clock That is constantly running down ... It has to be wound Up daily with good thoughts ... Don't go through life, Grow through life

  9. Don't Love someone then change your mind

    10. Don't Say You Love Someone And Then Change Your Mind ... Love Isn't Like Picking What Movie You Want To Watch

  10. Be true to both your mind and heart

    11. All the right things are not always possible and all the possible things are not always right. so, be true to both your mind and heart then you will never go wrong.

  11. I wont forget you

    12. I was on a ship thinking of you. when i looked down i dropped a tear in the ocean. then i promised myself that until someone finds it. i wont forget you.

  12. The secret of health for both mind and body

    13. The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, nor to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. (Buddha)

  13. Smile and good thoughts in mind

    14. *"Always"* Welcome A New Day With A *"Smile"* On Ur *"Lips"*& *""*"Good"*""* *"Thoughts"* *In Mind* *GOOD MORNING*

  14. I wont die for my love

    15. "If my love fails I won't die for her.." Because she might get a lover again. But for my Mom, she Never get a son like me again.!

  15. They wont laugh if you trip

    16. You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

  16. Never joke with brainless girls

    17. Girl: What You'll Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: " I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..." Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls

  17. Parents wanted their girls/boys to get married...

    18. 15 years back Parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Now-A-Days Parents wants their boy to get married to a good girl

  18. It's a girls world

    19. It's a girls world If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless! If girl talks sweetly she is charming, If boy talks sweetly he's flirt, If girl is silent, she's feeling sad, If a boy is silent, he's being rude If girls walk in a group it's a group, […]

  19. Reason for crying of girls/boys

    20. Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: "GIRL"

  20. Stop looking at girls

    21. Aftr engagemnt! Girl: Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

  21. Girls are like apples on trees.

    22. ‎Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they r afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top […]

  22. 2 Ways to rule girls

    23. There are Two Ways To Rule a Girl / Women . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And nobody knows them.

  23. Imagine world without girls

    24. Imagine world without girls roads sunsan markets viran na janu na jan na koi girl friend k liye preshan bas namaz & quran & sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

  24. Girls silence is dangerous

    25. Girl's silence is dangerous. They're either : ---> about to blow up ---> need a hug ---> falling apart ---> crying inside Or all of the above.

  25. A boys eye / girls heart

    26. A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

  26. Girls r like phones

    27. Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

  27. Attitude of girls

    28. Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. "i dont like that kind of sms ok?" :p ;->

  28. Girls of 1995 & 2007

    29. GIRLZ OF 1995* "AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM" GIRLZ OF 2007* AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

  29. When girls wear tight fittings

    30. UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable‚¦. !!

  30. Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

    31. Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess‚¦ Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

  31. Similarity between Dinosaurs and decent girls

    32. Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don't exist.

  32. All girls r beautiful n boys innocent

    33. All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare) All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare'S Wife)

  33. Reason for girls to live longer

    34. Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does