Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

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1. JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?

A man summons a genie and asks it to fix load shedding and prices — the genie refuses, calling the request an impossible joke. JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik? Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding, mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta. JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

2. The mind of man can achieve

Napoleon Hill's timeless line about what the mind can conceive, believe, and achieve. What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind of man can achieve. (Napoleon Hill)

3. I'm mind blowing

Keep a special place 4 me in your heart, Not in your mind. keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u Because people Say I M Mind blowing

4. The mind is like a clock

The mind is like a clock That is constantly running down ... It has to be wound Up daily with good thoughts ... Don't go through life, Grow through life

5. I've changed my mind!

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind. Ali : Good So Does This One Work Better?

6. I'm trying to free your mind.

I'm trying to free your mind. But I can only show you the door. You're the one That has to walk through it.

7. It's the things that satisfies your mind

It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

8. Imagination is the workshop of your mind

All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination, Imagination is the workshop of your mind, capable of turning mind energy into accomplishment and wealth. (Napoleon Hill)

9. Don't Love someone then change your mind

Don't Say You Love Someone And Then Change Your Mind ... Love Isn't Like Picking What Movie You Want To Watch

10. Be true to both your mind and heart

All the right things are not always possible and all the possible things are not always right. so, be true to both your mind and heart then you will never go wrong.

11. The secret of health for both mind and body

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, nor to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. (Buddha)

12. Smile and good thoughts in mind

*"Always"* Welcome A New Day With A *"Smile"* On Ur *"Lips"*& *""*"Good"*""* *"Thoughts"* *In Mind* *GOOD MORNING*

13. Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

A cynical one-liner about money, trees, and who girls would date. "If Money Ever Grew On Trees Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"

14. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

15. Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

Wife tells her travelling husband she's already lost half her weight missing him; his reply is to wait another two weeks. Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

16. Want to slap someone ?

Practical advice for slapping annoying people — blame the mosquito. When You Really Want To Slap Someone, Do It And Say Bloody Mosquito. :D:P

17. Hamari yadoon ki khushboo ...

A sentimental friendship poem about fragrance and memory — ends with practical advice: just keep your nose clean (literally). Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna, Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna "Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain" . . . bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

18. Husband was seriously ill

A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]

19. I am using your wife

A message about using a neighbor's wife that turns out to be about WiFi. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I […]

20. Life is nothing without LOVE

Life is nothing without LOVE, Love is emotion & Kiss is practical, don't get emotional, yar just b practical So STOP loving and START Kissing.

21. Santa and his wife in office

Santa discovers his wife sitting on the boss's lap during dictation and decides to quit — for a surprisingly oblivious reason. Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi […]

22. Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare

Never asked for much — just think of me sometimes in the morning, sometimes at night. Mene kab chaha k wo zindagee mere name kare, Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare, Har roz kuch lamhe mujhe socha kare, Kab kaha meri yaad me subha sham kare

23. KOi apna aisa hua kare....!

Roman Urdu ghazal about longing for a companion who stays quietly close, cheers sadness, and prays for the speaker's safe return. Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, […]

24. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

Munna Bhai's poetic moon comparison to a girl backfires immediately when she turns the night-creature imagery right back at him. MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

25. 1 Hathi Romantic mood mei

An elephant flirts with an ant; the ant storms off to tell the elephant's wife: control your husband — we have men at home too. 1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai. chunti ghusay mei Hathni k pas ja k kehti he: Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar […]

26. Funny line for advise

Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p

27. MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI

Roman Urdu SMS listing an ideal woman's qualities — modesty, fragrance of a rose, devotion to prayer, and service to parents. 1 bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se "AASHQI", Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki, Batein kare […]

28. Don't mix bad word with your bad mood

Don't mix bad word with your bad mood, you will have many opportunities to change a mood, But, you will never get opportunity to change the words.

29. New meaning of SMS

New meaning of SMS SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi They both have same initials. SM=Sania Mirza SM=Shoaib Malik

30. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai […]

31. Gun main nay chupa di thi

A Sardar gets robbed at knifepoint and a friend asks why he didn't use his gun — the explanation involves practical thinking about what else might get stolen. Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori […]

32. Aagar Raat Ko koi...

A romantic midnight scene — someone entering your room, touching your face — before pivoting hard into a mosquito repellent brand. Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye, Tumhare Badan ko chume, Gaalo ko kiss kare, toh Romantic maat bano, . . . . "MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...

33. Marital Life and Fight

2nd day after wedding Bubbli- Mom I got in fight with my husband Anti Misba- It's part of marital life Bubbli- Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body