Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

Hindi Funny SMS

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare
Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To,
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Shohar Ko Chahye K
Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre,
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Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P

"Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"

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  2. The mind of man can achieve

    3. What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind of man can achieve. (Napoleon Hill)

  3. I'm mind blowing

    4. Keep a special place 4 me in your heart, Not in your mind. keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u Because people Say I M Mind blowing

  4. The mind is like a clock

    5. The mind is like a clock That is constantly running down ... It has to be wound Up daily with good thoughts ... Don't go through life, Grow through life

  5. I've changed my mind!

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  6. I'm trying to free your mind.

    7. I'm trying to free your mind. But I can only show you the door. You're the one That has to walk through it.

  7. It's the things that satisfies your mind

    8. It's the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

  8. Imagination is the workshop of your mind

    9. All the breaks you need in life wait within your imagination, Imagination is the workshop of your mind, capable of turning mind energy into accomplishment and wealth. (Napoleon Hill)

  9. Don't Love someone then change your mind

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  10. Be true to both your mind and heart

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  11. The secret of health for both mind and body

    12. The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, nor to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. (Buddha)

  12. Smile and good thoughts in mind

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  14. 1 Hathi Romantic mood mei

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    17. 1 bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se "AASHQI", Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki, Batein kare "PYAR" ki, Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki, Achi ho "IKHLAQ" ki, Pabund ho "NAMAZ" ki, Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki, Or hamesha kahe! […]

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  19. Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare

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  22. Don't mix bad word with your bad mood

    23. Don't mix bad word with your bad mood, you will have many opportunities to change a mood, But, you will never get opportunity to change the words.

  23. Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

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