Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

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1. JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?

JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik? Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding, mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta. JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

2. MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI

1 bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se "AASHQI", Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki, Batein kare "PYAR" ki, Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki, Achi ho "IKHLAQ" ki, Pabund ho "NAMAZ" ki, Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki, Or hamesha kahe! […]

3. KOi apna aisa hua kare....!

Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, Mere saath hi bas chala kare, Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon, Meri wapsi ki […]

4. Aagar Raat Ko koi...

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye, Tumhare Badan ko chume, Gaalo ko kiss kare, toh Romantic maat bano, . . . . "MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...

5. mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

6. Lohri wish karega kab?

*_H_A_P_P_Y_* *_L_O_H_R_I_* (IN ADVANCE) Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.. Pal mai LOHRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??

7. Teri yaad arahi hay / Enjoy sawan

' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , 'HAPPY, ' , ' , ' ' ', ' ,'RAINY,' , ' , ' ,' , ' , ',DAY,' ,',' , , ' , ' ',' , ' , ', ,',' ENJOY WEATHER Mosam b hy suhana […]

8. Khud ko kar buland itnaa

Khud ko kar buland itnaa K, "Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche" Aur khuda tujhse puche, > "Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise"

9. 6 sawal

6 sawal in may say 2 k jawab b do to ap pass 1) Lahore ka purana naam kya tha ? 2) Kiss shaher mai aaj tak kisi ne khudkushi nahi ki ? 3) Woh kon sa pathar hai jo pani mai nahi doobta ? 4) Duniya ke kon c country hai jahan saanp nahi […]

10. Suno ghour se pepsi walo

Suno ghour se pepsi walo, Buri nazar na coke pe dalo, Chahe jitna dew pila lo, Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!! Hai na hum pure hindustani.

11. Tum to sab ki nani ho

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho, main kalam hon or tum kahani ho, jab pocha gali k bacho say, to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,

12. Peshab k bad sub se pehla kam ?

Peshab karna k bad sab sa pahla kam kya karna chaheya? . . . . jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo ya b nae pata

13. When you feel cold and warm at the same time

When you feel cold and warm at the same time, when you read over the same line for the tenth time, when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme, and when a simple name conquers your whole mind, then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, "love".

14. Behtareen Log

1-Tumhare behtareen loog wo hain jo tum me achay ikhlaq k malik hain. (MUSLIM BUKHARI)

15. Subha se le kar sham tak

Subha se le kar sham tak, Sham se le ker raat tak, Raat se le kar subha tak, Subha se phir shaam tak . . . . . . . Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay

16. Shadi me 1 pathan

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

17. HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING

Her khushi, hansi mange ap se, Her phool, khushbu mange aap se, Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k, khud WAPDA connection mangay apse, "HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING"

18. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

19. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

20. Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,

Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari, har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

21. Susti ki intiha

susti ki intiha, Boy:papa aik glass paani de do Papa:khud le lo Boy:plz de do naa Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

22. 1 nazar se bhi pyar hota hai

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega? ? ? ? ? ? 1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

23. Aafat ke syrup ho tum

Aafat ke syrup ho tum, Museebat ke capsule ho tum, Pareshani ke injection ho tum, Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir, Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.

24. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

25. 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge? Student: sir, asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p

26. Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

27. Doost SAAL k 12 Mahiney Saath Ho

DOST Wo Ho Jo JAN- Ki Dhoop Ho FEB- Ki Barish Ho MAR- Ki Shaam Ho APR- Ki Bahar Ho MAY- Ki Subha Ho JUN- Ki Chaa'on Ho JUL- Ki Khushbu Ho AUG- Ki Taaro'n Bhari Raat Ho SEP- Ki Chandni Ho OCT- Ki Rimjhim Ho NOV- Ki Hawa Ho DEC- Ki Sard Raat Ho […]

28. Her hal mein ALLAH per bharosa

Agar ALLAH apki dua qabool kerle, To iska matlab he k WO APKA iman mazboot ker raha he, Agar thori der se kare to Aap k SABAR ko Barha raha he Laikin Agar qabool na kare to aapka iman Azma raha he. Is liye hamen har Hal mein "ALLAH" per BHAROSA karna chahiye.

29. >---> Jaa meray mizail jaa

>---> >---> Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja

30. Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho

Dil ap ka ho dharkane hamari hon, Ankhen aap ki, aansu hamare hon, Chehra aap ka, muskurahat hamari ho, Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho, Nokri ap karo ro salary hamari ho.

31. Raat ronay ki hasrat thi

Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen, Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki, Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon, Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki

32. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

33. anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,

anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hamari dosti itni gahri ho, K naukri tum karo salary meri ho.