Aagar Raat Ko koi...

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Misleading SMS

A romantic midnight scene — someone entering your room, touching your face — before pivoting hard into a mosquito repellent brand.

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
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"MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...

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