Raat ki sabzi ka intezam

Hindi Funny SMS

Encourages a friend to write poetry like the sender — people throw eggs and tomatoes, which at least solves the dinner problem.

Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri...
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,

log phainkaingay anday tematar,
To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega

Related SMS

  1. Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahin dete

    2. Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahin dete, dil ko jazbat ka tohfa nahin dete, hum to tumhe chand bhi de dete, lekin chand ko chand ka tohfa nahin dete.

  2. Khuwab ab raat bhar nahin aatay

    3. Dost dushman nazar nahin atay Ab to pather bhi ghar nahin atay Sub ko roona mera mazaq lagay Ashq aankhon main bhar nahin aatay Baap say pocho kia guzarti hai Baitiyon k jo bur nahin aatay Mujh say pocha yeh raat wehshat nay aaj kal aap ghar nahin aatay, Dosti ho gaye sitaron say, Khuwab […]

  3. Aagar Raat Ko koi...

    4. A romantic midnight scene — someone entering your room, touching your face — before pivoting hard into a mosquito repellent brand. Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye, Tumhare Badan ko chume, Gaalo ko kiss kare, toh Romantic maat bano, . . . . "MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...

  4. Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

    5. A ghazal about fearing the night after heartbreak — everything about love now feels like a threat. Baat Din Ki Nahi, Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai... Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai... Tere Tohfay Ne To Bas Khoon Ke Aansoo Hi Diye... Zindagi Ab Teri Saughaat Se Dar Lagta Hai... Pyaar […]

  5. RAAT hui jab shaam k baad

    6. RAAT hui jab shaam k baad Teri yaad aayi har baat k baad Hum ne khamosh rah kar bhi dekha Phir bhi teri aawaz aayi har saans k baad

  6. Uljhay howay din raat

    7. Apney Uljhey Huwey Din Raat Bhi Suljha Na Sakey Itney Be-faiz Hain Khud Apney Hi Kaam Aa Na Sakey Saaya-e-Zeest Ko Dhaltey Huwey Daikha Lekin Taptey Sehra Pay Koi Naqsh-e-Khushi Paa Na Sakey Dil Bhi Machla Tha Nigahein Bhi Palat Jaati Theen Unn Ki Dehleez Pay Lekin Ye Qadam Jaa Na Sakey Dil Ki Taskheer […]

  7. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

    8. Munna Bhai's poetic moon comparison to a girl backfires immediately when she turns the night-creature imagery right back at him. MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

  8. Din se roshan, raat say siyah

    9. A clue-chain riddle with religious and everyday hints — bright by day, dark by night, a five-letter word starting with M — no confirmed answer yet. Din se roshan.. rat se siah.. khaoo to haram.. piyo to halal.. aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai.. mard din main teen martaba.. quran main 5 dafa […]

  9. Chand Raat Mubarak !!

    10. Festive Roman Urdu Chand Raat greeting wishing sour, sweet, spicy, and lively happiness on the eve of Eid. **** Chand Raat Mubarak !! **** Wishing u kuch khatti, Kuch meethi, Kuch chatpati, Kuch chulbuli khushion se bhari Eid Mubarak

  10. Raat ronay ki hasrat thi

    11. Her red eyes get a polite answer — couldn't sleep — but the truth is she wanted to cry all night and couldn't even manage that. Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen, Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki, Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon, Raat ronay ki hasrat […]

  11. Kaisay guzarti hay raat meri

    12. Kaun kehta hay k teri yaad say ghafil hay Saquib Bister ki har shikan se poch kaisay guzarti hay raat meri..!

  12. Raat ankho me dhaLi palkon par jugnu aye

    13. Came like wind, touched without touching — and that single contact turned stone into a person, and brought tears. Raat ankho me dhaLi palkon par jugnu aye hum hawao ki tarah jakar use chuh aye usne chuh kar mujhe pathar se insan kiya mudhaton baad meri ankho me ansu aye

  13. Raat kya dhali sitare chala gayay,

    14. Raat kya dhali sitare chala gayay, Gairo sa kya gila jab aapna chalay gayay, Jeet to saktay thay ishq bi bazi ham bhi, Magar tumhe jitanay ka liya hartay chalay gayay

  14. Thoray say andhairay say raat nahin hoti

    15. Chahne say har baat puri nahi hoti,  Thoray say andhairay say raat nahi hoti, Jo pasand hai sab say zyada, Unse kambakht mulakat nahi hoti.

  15. Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam

    16. Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam , Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

  16. Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par

    17. A Roman Urdu poem about wanting to kill a mosquito — then thinking twice. kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par, dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha, uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya, kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

  17. Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi

    18. Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dharka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aankhon ne mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko, jo tumhe chhu kar hamare pass ayi.

  18. Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein..

    19. Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein.. Shayad kuch jazbaat ki kami hai iss dil mein.. Pehle to hum harr baat par haste ya rote the.. Par ab shayad koi ehsaas hi nahi hai mere dil mein!!

  19. Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai

    20. Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai Gale mein uske khuda ki ajeeb barkat hai Wo bolta hai to ik roshni si hoti hai Kiran nikalne se pehle gulab dekhe hai Tumhari yaad mein wo tazgi si hoti hai

  20. Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti

    21. An Urdu verse for someone who makes time move differently. Without them, even a single day feels incomplete and slow. Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti, Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti, Na khafa howa karay wo usay kehna, Bina us k Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti

  21. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena

    22. A soft Roman Urdu good night reminding the reader not to waste this beautiful night staying awake when sweet dreams are waiting. Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat mili. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag […]

  22. Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar Raat na hoti

    23. Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar Raat na hoti, Khuwabon mein bhi unse Mulaqat na hoti, Yeh Dil hi to har ek Ghum ki wajah hai, Yeh Dil hi na hota to koi baat hi na hoti.

  23. Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai

    24. Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai

  24. Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai

    25. Sleepless night, the brief meeting is over too fast, and old memories just won't let you rest. Kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, Pyaas bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai. Apni yadon sey keho ki yun na sataya karain, Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai

  25. Ankhain teri raat ko jaagna chor dain

    26. khoobsurat aankhain teri raat ko jaagna choor day, khud ba khud neend aa jayegi tu mujhey soochna choor day. Good Night

  26. Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.

    27. Romantic Hindi Hug Day SMS expressing a wish to live in the beloved's arms day and night, having broken every rule to get there. Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna […]

  27. Forget about it!!

    28. An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

  28. Shadi me 1 pathan

    29. Pathan eats for hours at a wedding banquet; explains he had no choice — the invitation card said 'Dinner 7 to 10 PM.' Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha […]

    30. Collection of urdu poetry that is not just limited to funny poetry sms, friendship poetry, sad poetry, birthday poetry, free love poetry and much much more.... All poetry sms messages here are in urdu language, refering in roman urdu script, it would be as urdu shayari SMS, mazahiya shayari, dosti shayari, udas shayari, salgirah shayari, […]

  30. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    31. A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

  31. Socha SMS nahi ayega

    32. Warm teasing Roman Urdu Eid SMS: of course a message was coming — when has this friend ever let the reader down on Eid. Apne Kia Socha SMS Nai Aayega.. Socha Yeh Dost Aapko Yunhi Bhool Jayega.. Yeh To Adat Hai Hamari Sataney Ki.. Warna iTna Piyara Dost EiD Par Kon Bhulana Chahay ga ---EiD […]

  32. Tera dost chor hai kya

    33. Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI […]

  33. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

    34. A Pathan arrives at a locked door with a taunting note from his friend and comes up with the ideal written response. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya […]